Michael Urbanski

Director. Writer. Pizza connoisseur. #NJDevils #NYGiants

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@scottderrickson He’s claiming a false victory, but also calling for voter fraud. Does he not realize the hypocrisy?

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@ItsTheCameraGuy That’s cool. Don’t thank the guy who told you to pick orange.

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@Juliemcniven I think you need to come play the board game with @DavidBlue and me.

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Pizza Hut is closing 500 dine-in restaurants next year. More importantly, will they still be doing Book It?! Nothing made me read more than the prospect of free pizza.

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[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time."

Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders https://t.co/vSFOq11Wr5

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@rianjohnson Knives out...

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@HarrisonRFox @doonpook

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@ItsTheCameraGuy It’s ok if his name is Peter Barker.

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@doonpook Pizza. No competition.

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K.

[New York Giants @Giants]

Gettleman: We didn’t sign Odell to trade him.

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@FaithMDAmato I can’t believe you never told me. I thought we were pals!

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YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!! @JaimeRayNewman #Oscars

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@doonpook I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but you really need to stop asking out inanimate objects.

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@Pantene

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I don’t mean to brag, but I haven’t had a bad hair day in years.

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@doonpook Scrooge.