Kids will get you locked up.
A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.
So of course, they did their investigation.
Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.
Before we go on a date, I need to hear you say Street, shrimp, strawberry, straight, Specific, February, computer, Buick, library, and ambulance.
Did I miss anything?