K’s Protector

Aspiring stay-at-home-MILF & part-time Step Daddy Hunter And Alumna of THE Ohio State University

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Mine too… cuz it’s ME 🤣🤣🤣

[Danyelle | PTO Princess @PTOPrincess]

My nail tech already Black

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

My momma got off at 1pm. Walked thru the door by 1:15pm. Had yo ass awake and seated upright by 1:17pm 🤣🤣🤣

[Mr Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Shit wouldn’t fly at my granny house. She treated sleeping in like a crime 😂

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

@memoirsofanisha @landofang 😭😭😭

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

New Yorkers bout to be so FUCKIN annoying

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Body wash and bubbles are two different things. Why doesn’t bath and body works sell bubble bath??

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

They really having this UFC fight at the WH?!

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Why yall keep saying that boy had a public defender ? He did NOT.

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

What happened to likes ?!

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Like why are yall going in there saying u won’t be fair out loud?

[Clit Dempsey ⚽️ @thotzekage]

Black people should take jury duty more seriously.

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

@PTOPrincess Noooo! lol

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

I used to wanna go on supermarket sweep so bad … but what was the goal of the show ? 😭

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

I found my 2nd grade journals for school and I wrote me and my sister drank wine for NYE… it was sparkling juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Jan @janelsooo]

We really used to get four bags of chips for $1

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Black People we have to STOP tryin to AVOID Jury Duty !!

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

How can I block AI from my TL? I don’t wanna see it nor interact with it

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

This funny AF. I know for a fact I be tearing some of these words up 😭

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Before we go on a date, I need to hear you say Street, shrimp, strawberry, straight, Specific, February, computer, Buick, library, and ambulance.

Did I miss anything?

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Beyonce really is winning at life… JayZ looks GOODT

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

You spelled key lime pie wrong

[3 Bet Jay @darealjay12]

What’s the worst dessert and why is it banana pudding?

[K’s Protector @MVYMILF]

Where’s Robert Townsend ?