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cibo matto ride or die

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yeah I’m great at multitasking. doing the same task at 2 different Dairy Queens

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The scent of my legs follows me eberywhere…

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You’ve heard of a bed and breakfast, now get ready for a boat and a breathalyzer

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who are famous flat earthers? Conducting research project rn.. so far have isolated steven, Richard, Sarah palin

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Maybe the real circumcision was the friends we made along the way

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Philosophers probably thought about trains before they were even invented

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I hate angel hair pasta

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@1800footsweat This happened to me

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Queering Jersey mike’s

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@katdaley9 It’s not what you think don’t worry

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I caused a brown river in Thorne dining hall

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Cottage cheese fondue

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I think about scalene triangles every day

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@djbattlehead Blessings

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Lost my titter password can someone help

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There are no laws in port a potties #toiletlibertarian

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I wish all employees of Hannafords a lovely and restful Easter Sunday

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About to lose my taco bell virginity

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good morning to everyone especially Ted kaczynski