Marianne

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

24 timer var hun væk.

Nåede at tro hun aldrig ville komme hjem. Igen, i morges hoppede hun ind af vinduet, miavede efter mad, spiste og sov i 8 timer.

Har bare siddet og stirret på hende imens og fortalt hende at hun er den fineste og bedste kat i verden

#crazycatlady

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

To be loved by a cranky, little gremlin

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

a cat choosing to sit next to you is one of life's greatest compliments

[mads @m4dder4ll]

I’m just holding my cat like a baby telling her she’s the most perfect baby in the whole wide world and that I love her more than anything and she is looking at me with disgust

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Jeg har ikke flere “talking stages” i mig.

Det er så emotionelt opslidende at date og jeg er tyndslidt.

Enten fri til mig eller lad mig være i fred.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Men om dating apps “i don’t want drama”

Is actually just code for I’m emotionally stunted and can’t deal when other people express feelings.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Very true.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Am I supposed to love a child or a partner more than her?

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

@megha_lilly Than*

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

@megha_lilly Its better to read what you like, then worrying about if others call it drivel

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

My friends’ cat had 2 kittens, the one was a tiny thing being bullied and harassed by her sister and mother.

They could not find her a home, so they started talking about putting her down.

I couldn’t let them to that.

Was the best decision I ever made.

[โบนัสเป็นแม่แมว @Bonusiie]

อะไรเป็นเหตุผลให้รับแมวตัวนี้มาเลี้ยง

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

@mediocrehomo That man is sexy as fuck.

He looks like he is strong and will eat a delicious dinner, with you, drink 3 glasses of wine and not once mention protein or macros.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Også pinligt en folkevalgt tror Middelfart er i Jylland.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Stadigvæk elendig til gemmeleg.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Jeg medgiver at hun har store ører (no shaming, hun er bedårende) men at skrive i hendes journal det er en fin kanin er måske at overdrive lidt.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

@Rainmaker1973

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

@DerechaHippie @BossCode_12 Okay, so its French.

[Marianne @MVolquartzen]

Every time a man says “you”ll end up alone with cats”

Don’t they realize it’s the dream?

I’m at my happiest curled up with my cat and a book.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love cats more than people

[Kristina Bolten @Kristinartz]

Do you ever look at your cat and you literally feel your heart melting because you love them so much?