Malcolm Wayne

Bush league comic. Nice guy.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@DaneCook Big Al? One of the monkeys?

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

When the US plays Canada in sled hockey in the paralympics it’ll be a Seated Rivalry. #USA

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Iranians don’t have to work on Monday and I do and MFers wanna say we’re winning.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Hey #Greenland you taking notes?

#WW3

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@bruntworkwear That new color gonna hit the Ohman also?

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@JoeListComedy Big Gay Spark was my father. Please…just call me Big Gay.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

The season finale of Heated Rivalry was action packed! #USAvsCanada

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

For the US to finally get competitive in the Biathlon they are going to have to start holding the competitions on playgrounds. #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026 #TeamUSA

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@AlfonsoThrillFr Profile?

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Can anyone hear #ludacris? It’s like the only turn him up when he should be censored lol
#NBAAllStar26

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Twat The Hoople.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Huge if true.

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

Biggest and most important prediction for the big game:

I will have a massive viral tweet at some point today.

May even be this one!

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Hey @Shanemgillis if you’re trying to figure out who to give Super Bowl tickets to I’d like to throw my hat into the ring. #SuperBowl2026 #nepatriots

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@JoeListComedy A week earlier and you find yourself at the Super Bowl.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@luisjgomez @BellaBaddie__ Dude. Jizm, please.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@awlivv The entire state of ME?!?!

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Dude tried to pay for pussy and still couldn’t get laid. Pats can beat a great defense, you can get past yourself.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

So the combined records of every team the Patriots beat in the regular season was 85-150. Now their path to a Super Bowl championship has been Justin Herbert, CJStroud, Jarrett Stidham ... and very possibly Sam Darnold. EASIEST ROAD EVER.

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@dustyslay Anyway Go Pats!!!!

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

Most relatable part of this game so far is the announcers saying “Chubb goes down”. #patriots #NFLPLAYOFF

[Malcolm Wayne @MWBudge]

@joeroganhq