Mike

Senior Krav Maga consultant and choreographer for Marvel Studios. Peloton addict. Privately schooled sneakerhead.

[Mike @MWILON]

Might actually cash me crypto out to pile on wolves getting relegated next season

[Mike @MWILON]

That’s Wolves gettin relo’d next season then

[Mike @MWILON]

@tony_website ‘Hey man killing people is never the answer’ ‘HED HAVE RAPED HER 50 TIMES THEN CUT YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF’ these chubby glasses and beard nerds have no idea how to read a room do they

[Mike @MWILON]

Why is this john Rambo 2008 so unnecessarily heavy. Slowmos of a child’s legs bein blown off. Why. Who insisted on that

[Mike @MWILON]

Darren Huckerbys solo goal v man united in 95 is beyond anything Pepe could ever dream of. Europa league group stage merchant for 70mil

[Mike @MWILON]

Darren Huckerby at his peak was better than Nicolas Pepe has ever been. You’d have to have got in to football after 2014 to believe anything else.

[John Lennon @johnlennon]

'When Yoko and I got married, we got terrible racist letters - you know, warning me that she would slit my throat. Those mainly came from Army people living in Aldershot. Officers.'

[Mike @MWILON]

How did I miss this shit at the time. Absolutely insane. Every smug liberal is genuinely born from pure evil. And trying to turn themselves into the victim. Insane

[Jia Tolentino @jiatolentino]

My parents recently pointed out to me that some misinformation about them had been spreading online; it's since taken on a life of its own and morphed into petty internet gossip. I wish I hadn’t had to write this, but I wanted to make some things clear https://t.co/aEUa9QbjxD

[Mike @MWILON]

Pro wrestling and Eurovision are very much two sides of the very same coin. Like that old joe rogan and astrology tweet - again, basically the inverse of each other

[Mike @MWILON]

I wanna make an app where everyone that’s ever tweeted about any kind of wrestling gets auto blocked. Can’t see it in me trendings. Same for Eurovision tonight.

[Mike @MWILON]

How do I mute the Shite that everybody else but me talks about on here

[Mike @MWILON]

Meet the ASS coin billionaire. Should have been me

[Bloomberg Wealth @wealth]

Meet the thrill-seeking amateurs prowling for profits in the wildest corners of the crypto market — all in search of the next big coin https://t.co/o9rJv3EGAz

[Mike @MWILON]

Sittin in me gaff in ormskirk wearing 38x30 burton bootcuts and a too small gio goi t shirt with stains and moth holes all over it replyin to Lfc kit launch with ‘ugh. Hideous. Methinks you won’t be seeing my money this season...’

[Mike @MWILON]

Tryin to become the type of little sweaty four eyed creep that becomes a fashion expert every time a new kit gets released

[Mike @MWILON]

How did we ever let Jamie redknapp captain our historic football club. An embarrassing episode

[Mike @MWILON]

@tony_website @dressingowns @CF_Comps9 Told you lad Twitter just deleted my proof that farhads personally teaching Krav Maga to idf in the close season

[Mike @MWILON]

@tony_website @dressingowns @CF_Comps9 How fuckin dare you. This is a high level photoshop an nothin more