Martin Waring

Battersea - Chelsea FC - Tooting & Mitcham Utd FC

[Surrey Premier County Football League @SurreyPremierFL]

Premier Division 2026/27 update:

Welcome @CHUFC, @tongham_fc , @LondonHibernian & Parkside. @BagshotFC and @afc_rh94 remain in the division after accepting reprieves. @wimbledoncasual have resigned.

All is subject to AGM approval, 16 clubs will compete. #SurreyPremier2026

[Tooting & Mitcham United FC @OfficialTmufc]

We will begin our @EmiratesFACup campaign on Saturday 8 August. The draw to made shortly.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@ralpha060461 Yeah if they got rid of that stupid gold blob in the middle and that shitty bates thing, the proper old badge would make that a good kit, but until then they will all be modern crap.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@talkSPORT @joelbeya All through the season Arsenal fans have hated on other clubs and wanted them to lose, then cry cos those same clubs don’t support em in Europe 😆 Chelsea don’t want fans across the world, they’re all glory hunting plastics who support glory not Chelsea, so we don’t want ‘em 😁

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@talkSPORT @joelbeya I’d rather play for Tooting & Mitcham than Arsenal

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@talkSPORT @joelbeya “The scenes were brilliant in London” 😆

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@talkSPORT @joelbeya Well done Cundy 😁

[Tooting & Mitcham United FC @OfficialTmufc]

⚽️2026/27 TICKET PRICES & SEASON TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE⚽️

We are pleased to announce that, for the fourth season running, we are again holding matchday admission and season ticket prices at the same level for the 2026/27 season. This represents excellent value for anyone wishing to watch semi-professional football in London in a superb stadium setting.

Match day prices remain at £8 for adults, £5 for a wide range of concessions and FREE for Under 18s.

Season tickets are £128 for adults and £80 for concessions. Furthermore we are adding extra value by giving all season ticket holders free 1932 Club Membership for the season which gives more than £20 of money-off vouchers to be used on matchdays at the ground.

You can now purchase your season ticket here - https://t.co/Xx7L0OqZUk

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@eddiemacbawa @ChelseaFC I was in the top tier of the odeon that night and saw him get steamed after they cheered the muppet

[Tooting & Mitcham United FC @OfficialTmufc]

We are now able to confirm our 2026/27 pre-season schedule!

Our first game is Saturday 4 July, when we play Westside FC at home.

The league season is scheduled to begin on Saturday 25 July.

[The Bogend Podcast @TMUFCPodcast]

NEW EPISODE 🚨

An off season special, quite a bit has happened as per usual across non-league and top flight since our last episode, a few bits from T&M too

- New Chairman announcement
- How our league is looking next season

All reposts appreciated 🙌

https://t.co/XtdyMQi50W

[Tooting & Mitcham United FC @OfficialTmufc]

The @FA have now announced league allocations for next season. We will be playing once again in the Combined Counties Premier South League.

New opponents for next season are Godalming Town, Metropolitan Police, Virginia Water and Yateley United.

The full line is in the graphic.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@oscarbrownlee1 Unlucky Oscar, Millwall ain’t my team so I don’t give two fucks soppy bollocks 🤪🤪 But I’m sure the entire Prem Lge will be shitting themselves incase they get mauled by the tigers you fucking lady boy tart 😆😆

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@oscarbrownlee1 Perhaps they didn’t wanna get mauled by the tigers eh numb nut? People with a name like Oscar should be banned from football anyway.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@MrGooner1990 @ZacDjellab @TalkCPFC @Tgarratt10 It’s only gate keeping nonsense cos you can’t handle the truth that your a glory hunter and Arsenal isn’t your team cos you’ve got nothing to do with them. You identify with the premier league and glory, not Arsenal. Real fans identity with their club regardless of what league

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@MrGooner1990 @ZacDjellab @TalkCPFC @Tgarratt10 Why do you need to support a team that’s not Sunday league level? Cos glory is more important to you than the club itself? So you don’t support the club, you support its glory? So if Arsenal were in league 2 who would you support then? Cos you wouldn’t support Arsenal would you?

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@MinusLFC @ZacDjellab @Tgarratt10 You’ve just proved you’re not a Liverpool fan then cos you only care about them being in the premier league, their success and famous players, and not the actual club. If they were in the championship and WBA were in the prem you’d support WBA. Just an irrelevant glory hunter.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@dyeebBS @ZacDjellab @Tgarratt10 Fans who support lower league clubs ain’t crying about glory hunters of bigger clubs, they are laughing at them. Lower league fans could have been glory hunters as well but chose not to be cos they’ve got more pride, so they can never be jealous of glory hunters or bigger clubs

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@dyeebBS @James_LM6 @ZacDjellab @Tgarratt10 Yeah. Not 33 different countries cos they can’t handle supporting the teams they belong to, all because they need glamour to support a club, not a genuine affinity to the club. If Man. Utd were in the non league 86 million of their current fanbase wouldn’t support them.

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@nick_poe @DarkOfTheMovie How about supporting your local semi pro team or the pro team 4.5 hours drive away? Thats still closer than a club in another country. Why is it easier to support a club in England than your own country? Is your pro club not as glamorous?

[Martin Waring @MWTMWFC]

@dyeebBS @ZacDjellab @Tgarratt10 That’s cos they’re genuine fans who chose not to be plastic glory hunters which makes them superior in the supporter stakes. Genuine fans can be taken seriously whereas those who support glamour rather than the club are just irrelevant in the game.