Mark W Woodring

Freelance Writer/Editor open for work. General Literary Miscreant @ @

[Mark W Woodring @MWWoodring]

I finally did it. https://t.co/xUPWeifOBg

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@KirkHerbstreit. I know it's not your decision, but in your opinion, is Terry Smith getting legit consideration as the next @PennStateFball coach?

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@ImBreckWorsham There is zero difference between paying property taxes on a paid-off home and renting.

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@CoachTerryPSU,
I don't know how the PSU search will go, but I hope the U gives you a fair shot during the interview process. This season's record should not be the sole factor.
You are NOT Franklin.
Play hard; be proud; we can see the effort.
WE ARE.
https://t.co/JZxY3BWG1V

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Just watched @coachjfranklin on @espn @CollegeGameDay. If he honestly doesn’t understand why he got fired from @PennStateFball, he's in denial.

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I couldn't stay silent any longer on the topic of @coachjfranklin and the situation at @PennStateFball, so I spoke... as a FAN.

https://t.co/Y1CoTUiqPD

[Mark W Woodring @MWWoodring]

I couldn't stay silent any longer on the topic of @coachjfranklin and the situation at @PennStateFball, so I spoke... as a FAN.

https://t.co/Y1CoTUiqPD

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This shit would be funny if it wasn't so sad...

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JFC...
At this rate, @coachjfranklin is going to manage to lose the bye week prior to the @OhioStateFB game in a couple weeks.

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JFC...
At this rate, @coachjfranklin is going to manage to lose the bye week prior to the @OhioStateFB game in a couple weeks.

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I don't care if @PennStateFball comes back to beat @UCLAFootball 50-10, the fact that it's currently 10-0 is grounds for removing @coachjfranklin.
And if they LOSE, that removal should be immediate.
This can no longer be a serious discussion.
History doesnt lie.

[Mark W Woodring @MWWoodring]

BREAKING NEWS: Some social media accounts are trying to clickbait you with claims of a massive federal resignation tomorrow (30 Sept).
In fact, they all resigned months ago and can only undo it if they pay back the salaries they collected while not working.
Youre welcome.

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@ianamikagautam https://t.co/asw9UvfA21

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Ffs. @jerseymikes is quickly running through my patience. I literally have this note in my reordering today....no chips.

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Well, I'm about to go on a 3-week bucket-list trip with my wife for our 35th anniversary.

I wonder if I'll still have a job when we get back...

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@realDonaldTrump can you please work out the issues with @DeptofDefense about this email fiasco?
The rank & file are caught between Scylla & Charybdis and desperately just want to get back to work w/o pissing off ANYONE in our chain of command.

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So, am I sending the email or not?

WHY ARE MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHTING?!

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Sitting at #sundance2025 thinking how great a movie my book would make....

#kingarthur #camelot

https://t.co/BMDjnXrRMh

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For the record, i don't watch the @NFL, but if I'm not mistaken, it won't be long before defenses decide to EARN the shitty penalties they're getting called for against Patrick Mahomes.
Can't win the Super Bowl if he's on crutches or in concussion protocol, can he?

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Can we crowdfund a buyout of @coachjfranklin of @PennStateFball now?

1-18 vs Top-5 teams.

It's been long enough.

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@elonmuskTN The Mona Lisa

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As a writer, let me say the psychology of #ProjectBlueBeam is just a refinement of the 1974 novel "Triple Detente" by Piers Anthony.
As for "why #NewJersey?" 1938, #OrsonWells broadcast of #waroftheworlds from Grovers Mill, NJ.

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I grew up 12 miles from State College. I'm a @PennStateFball lifer.
Let me be clear:
There is no cost too high to end the @coachjfranklin era. It is an abysmal failure, mired in missed opportunity, abject mismanagement, & excuse making.

#firefranklin