mads

[¥ @laylanaiim]

And for the lady, perhaps a soft, low cortisol life & a calm nervous system.

[Sophie Corcoran @sophielouisecc]

If you hit an old woman over the head with a hammer 21 times in 2 mins until you kill her.

You deserve the death penalty

And that shouldn’t be controversial

[Amazona @Soy_Amazona]

A Enzo le sacaron tarjeta roja en una final del mundial, Real Madrid lo rechazó públicamente y ahora le toca regresar a Chelsea después de haber sido un grosero con los ingleses. Le espera una temporada larga

[ⓟⓞⓟⓢ @Pops__o]

Murdered by 21 blows to the head and people think it’s justified and funny because she had different views to them. The more I see of the left, the more I lean to the right.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@silliervalentin You tell lover boy I’m OMNIPRESENT

[mika @mikasagrada]

o mais louco de ser adulto é poder passar pela noite mais traumática da sua vida e ainda ter que ir trabalhar no dia seguinte

[LLF @laligafraudss]

DISGUSTING 🤮

Messi sings along and jumps to Lautaro Martínez singing a racist song directed at England

"I haven't forgotten those f*cking English over the Malvinas"

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

People asking me what the documentary’s like it’s a ROMANTIC COMEDY with a bit of ROCK N ROLL

[Lyn🌺 @_ayandamay]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[Nick Jackson @njmcfc1894]

"Ive been stabbed"

"Don't think you have pal"

Great policing

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Neurotypicals: I woke up, I will get going in a minute.

ADHDers: I woke up at 5:40am and have spent 50 minutes reviewing a conversation from 2019 that nobody else remembers.

[franki℮ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @eccxke]

Farage using that poor lads death to stoke racial tension after his own father said not to is so sickening

[🔧🔩 Durham Steel 🔧🔩 @PhilHannon]

If your first response to somebody telling you they've been stabbed is, "don't think so mate" you shouldn't be anywhere near a police uniform.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Does anyone else with ADHD
have nerves of steel in a real emergency
but need 47 minutes of mental preparation to send a two sentence email?

[໊ @soysabil]

sorry if i’m on edge, my brain keeps inventing scenarios designed specifically to upset me

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[Jonny brown 🏆 @Johnyboylufc]

This prick walked over the graves of Chris & Kev signing for that lot

Hence why he’s never stepped foot back in Leeds

Cunt

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD executive dysfunction sucks because I’m just sitting there while my brain screams:

YOU’RE WASTING TIME
YOU’RE WASTING TIME
YOU’RE WASTING TIME
YOU’RE WASTING TIME
YOU’RE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

[` @mayer_xbt]

We are literally paying premium prices for the worst version of society we have ever lived in. I need a refund.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

ADHD is not being able to do your own laundry for 2 weeks but helping a friend move an entire apartment in one day because external accountability activates your brain in ways personal responsibility does not.