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[Um₿erto @MWilliamumberto]

@AkitaOnRails A playlist ta boa ma Coldplay cara!?

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

It is.

[Manish Kumar @Manixh02]

Linux is PEAK ‼️

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Brazil vs. Norway will feed us memes for generations

[kuno @kunoo]

Real 😂

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

When Keir Starmer was asked last week about the 250k+ British girls r@p3d by Muslim gangs, he said the issue is “overblown,” so he’s doing nothing about it.

Now, after a lunatic attacked 5 Muslims, he says he’s committing every resource to punish him.

Starmer hates Britain.

[Sam Yang @samdoesarts]

Me

[Aquele Emo Lá @Mangiiss]

Saida do metrô liberdade é isso aqui sem meme

[Dume @gietzschean]

>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

UK is a police state

[Yessy @iJesseee]

@RapidReport2025

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

El islam tiene problemas con los gays, los judíos, los cristianos, los budistas, los hindúes, las mujeres, los ateos, el alcohol, el tocino y los perros.

Pero si yo tengo un problema con el islam, ¿soy yo el intolerante y el islamófobo? ¿Te das cuenta de lo absurdo que es?

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Help me expose her!

This is the new Lord Mayor of Belfast, Róis-Máire Donnelly, in her inauguration speech on 1 June 2026

During the speech she says:

"Diversity enriches our city, and the lives of all of our citizens, and I will champion that diversity"

Not even two weeks later diversity tried to behead a citizen. She should be removed as Lord Mayor.

[Chris Ripa @CHRISsW0RLD]

Dear white people.

WAKE UP! There’s a war going on.

[Lee Hurst @LeeHurstComic]

For maximum UK police protection.

[Paul Golding @PaulGolding]

Coming soon on XBox and PlayStation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #WheelieBinNationalism