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semi-retired dancer. copywriter.
Podcast co-host: Awkward Tea Party & Wives Night
Also bad at video games.

[New Jersey @NJGov]

It's Taylor Ham, Jerry

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@jcannonps @lorahmoe @katyakayy Ew. Unless the seat I'm switching to is better, I'm not budging. Whether it's for a friend reunion, a kid, whatever.

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@ouranometrian2 @KayLynGians @drvalerieisin I worked at a pre-school a decade ago. I didn't grow up in the US so to me STORIES were just a sequence of events, true or not. I realized that the "euphemism" for LYING the other teachers used was "telling stories". Baffled me at first.

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@realYowhza A Jets fan?

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@Mr_Husky1 I would have gotten a slice for myself and a slice each for the other kids and eaten it in front of him while he cried with the other pie still on the ground.

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@Zoya_ki_batein A bar attempted to ban me for punching a guy for grabbing my ass.

[Communies @communiess]

Well done Erik!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

🖤🖤🖤

[ّ @geokonic]

@pinksview pedophilia and abuse running rampant in kpop but a movie is the worst thing to happen to the genre

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@boomyzoomer @Nyct0phil3_x Extraction baby

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@bini_tsukishima Maybe we just finished filming 👀👀👀👀

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@envydazai_ @Koreaboo Lol there's time to delete this.

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@natalee_mae82 @ELEANORXNEALE God forbid someone rebrands coz their old format was getting old.

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@sexyflyylatrice @thatdamntyra Lol the silence is very telling.

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@Cluffalo "how dare you not want back problems for the rest of your life?!"

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@Colin_Patriot @ClubConcrave They're ALL Catholic. Almost like it's a requirement to be a cardinal

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@PaulT12526 @ClubConcrave

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@VECohn @realMaalouf Woke? The Filipino guy? Woke? The guy from the country that's so densely populated because it's so Catholic (mostly) that buying condoms is "frowned upon", gay people are only good if they're entertaining, and has a heart attack at the sight of bare legs? Woke?

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@bond_blossom @realMaalouf That's literally how it works. One guy croaks, a bunch of cardinals lock themselves in a room until they can vote on the next guy.