Sam aussielad

Getting ready to travle through america/canada in march ! single af

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

*signs petition

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

Heaven just got a whole lot tougher ! #RIPMuhammadAli

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

😂😝

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

That moment when you realise your neighbour is @BarackObama

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

The key to happiness is naps

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

One is a golfing legend brought down by controversy... The other is @TigerWoods

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

And chilllllllll

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

Males are simple ! 😝

[Jamie Durnberger-Smith @Jamiedurnberger]

Stop f@cking lying .... 😝😝

[Mara Swann @Llamaraswann]

Yes please

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

When he trying to get your nudes ..

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

Screenshotting should almost be a jailable offence

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

The cutest girl asked me for my number today ... All I had to do was hit her car with my car

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

If you don't buy your woman VS you ain't got no taste !

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

I use to say the word "bae" all the time, but now even as I type this tweet id rather hang upside down in a tree and drink my only pee..

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

Study tip: • stand up • Stretch • Take a walk • Go to the airport • Get on a plane • Never return

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

@Cloeway16 queensland! :)

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

@mattokine @Jamiedurnberger needs to be taken out of the dictionary !

[Sam aussielad @MYKcoAUS]

Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time & effort on certain people and at the end they prove that they weren't even worth a second of it