MYPortugueseMom

Portuguese Canadian, U of T grad. This is a shoutout to all the Portuguese Moms & all the crazy things they say & do.

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A porkchop can spot a fellow porkchop from a mile away #theNOD

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Q: What does a Portuguese Mom say when she's driving and hits every red light?
A: "SHITTA MERDA"

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"Sendo Português é complicado"

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Sippin' a cold cerveja on the patio..... #summer at its best

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Portuguese Moms say it's great when their husbands make bbq, so they don't have to cook...but they still cook at least 6 side dishes !?!

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Not going to Portugal for summer vacation is one of the biggest disappointments of life...#saudades

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18 signs you were born and raised in Portugal http://t.co/tNzwOBbeAn via @MatadorNetwork

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Mom on FIFA: "Cambada de gatunos"

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Mom on liars: "Pelo menos acerta seus fatos antes de mentir para alguém. Se não és apenas um mentiroso sem consciência". #moralJuxtaposition

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Photo of the Day: Sebastien Zietz, Portugal. Photo: Glaser

[Go Portugal @goportugalnet]

Discover the TOP 15 Palaces to visit in #Portugal http://t.co/XE2f04A9aP

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Asked my Mom what she wants for Moms' Day: Answer: "Um dia de paz; Get lost! Todos!" #SpaDay #compromise #HappyMothersDay

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Told Mom to stop griping about crazy high electric bill & tell @Kathleen_Wynne what she thinks of her Liberal's Cap & Trade. #flipTheBird

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A Portuguese avó embodies the best qualities of a mom without the guilt & nagging..losing one is like losing a piece of ur soul #ripVozinha

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What's up with the power? Creepy dark outside.

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Sono hoje não vem.

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My uncle Manuel thinks "sexting" is the name of that 70's song "You sexy thing" by Hot Chocolate #SexiTing #cantPronounceTH

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I'd like to have a cool initials like P.K....or...T.J....or...aw hell this is where my mind goes when watching the leafs lose....AGAIN

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Coldest February ever; don't need a weatherman to tell me. Mom yells "Inverno de merda vai p'ro caralho"; she even broke her no swear rule

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I know that I'm going to wake up tomorrow and realize that this winter was just a bad dream, right?!