💰 WARIO‼

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ㅤㅤㅤOh the dream, that I had last night,
ㅤㅤㅤㅤmelted into my pillow.

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[💰 WARIO‼ @MYSTERYMUSICB0X]

PINNED.

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( they took WARUPEACH with them on their stupid wacky new adventure... before even asking US...?! )

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@KinokoWorId [ nodding desperately towards wall-mounted fire alarm switch ] And so for de Next Fifteen Minutes, I'll be a Here to tell you about all de great games you can expect in "Wario Ware MoveIt"

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[ blinking urgently in morse code ] You's gonna love dis new Microgames Compilation...

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@saItatore daisy hit him with the back of her truck

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@saItatore it seems, in your anger...

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@peskypIumber PLAY IT LOUD 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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@peskypIumber ... you have a crush on a fairytale ghost????

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i'm too busy planning to fake my own death to get out of my RRROTTEN diamond city mortgage. i don't know what you people are yammering on about half of the time

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@peskypIumber HAHAHAHA I'MMA GONNA be honest. i don't actually get th joke. are you dating a tree

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@peskypIumber IT MAKESA ME WANTA TO MERGE WITHOUTA LOOKING

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@peskypIumber this POST so FUNNY...

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@peskypIumber What Mario means to say, is uh, sorry ladies! Too busy getting splinters on my d<METAL PIPE SFX>

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@boosbuster YOU were the intended vessel for the deliverance of the whole entire APOCALYPSE?

... Alright, Louie, you got me. I really don't have a response to that one...

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@boosbuster [ picking his nose as he tries to remember ] Well.... mrmhrmm... maybe? I mean, I figured it was just some really freakin' thick City Smog, but...

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@boosbuster prophecies?? what the-- what have you schmucks been up to since I moved to diamond city--?!!

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@boosbuster and, this is, separate, from the You, that is made of jello, and talks like a vengeful victorian spirit?

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@boosbuster Weh. ?

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@THEGREENTHVNDER You're ripping SOMEBODY off with that ensemble... THAT'S for sure!!