𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ ,

𝙔𝙊𝙐’𝙍𝙀 ᅠ ᅠ 𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑨𝑳 . ᅠ ᅠ 𝙔𝙊𝙐’𝙍𝙀 ᅠ ᅠ 𝑼̳̿͟͞𝑵̳̿͟͞𝑮̳̿͟͞𝑹̳̿͟͞𝑨̳̿͟͞𝑻̳̿͟͞𝑬̳̿͟͞𝑭̳̿͟͞𝑼̳̿͟͞𝑳̳̿͟͞ .

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

🔴 #MVRP
🔴 #MARVELRIVALSRP
🔴 #MARVELRP

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀
⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠈⠢
⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀
⢰⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠘⣽⡿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⡀
⠀⣟⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⢹⠗
⠀⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠁⠙⣄⣀⣀⣠⡀
⠀⠙⠙⢿⡿⣷⣶⣤⣿⣿⡿⠿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠺⡏⡏⡏⡏⡏⠉⠁⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

‘debatable’ has some wiggle room .

[Big Dawg Logan ⺌ @BERSERKCLAWS]

⠀
⠀debatable.
⠀

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
ya know ya love me .
ᅠ

[Big Dawg Logan ⺌ @BERSERKCLAWS]

⠀
⠀somehow that’s even worse.
⠀

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
. . when you piss
on the seat does
steam come off ?

in other words — is
your pee boiling like a
ramen pot , or no ?
ᅠ

[ᵀᴼᴼ ᴴᴼᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ .ᐟ @thermalburst]

you're a menace. and a terrible journalist. it's a closed system, wade. a perfect, self-contained environment. no splashback. HAPPY?

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
ever a classy little
lass , aren’t ya .

oh well .
far be it from me to
shy from an opportunity
to work what my
mama gave me .

(( drop .
wiggle . ))
ᅠ

[* ғꮖɴꭼ ꭺꮪꮪ ʟ𝑜ᴋɪ .ᐟ @KEENTRICKS]

i just don't wanna waste my* time if you don't have what you claim.

think of it as your assurance to me ~

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

you’re right .
I’m sorry .
sugarplum honey bear .

[Big Dawg Logan ⺌ @BERSERKCLAWS]

⠀
⠀don’t call me that.
⠀

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

I like to think of myself
as a journalist of sorts .

Asking the questions we
all have but lack the
social bravery to speak aloud .

so I ask again ,
does it burn
when you pee-pee ?

[ᵀᴼᴼ ᴴᴼᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ .ᐟ @thermalburst]

you must think you’re funny.

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

@stickythwip call me if ya need somewhere to park yer peter . a-wink .

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

get your special sock out nerds .

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

wow . like that ?
I’m just a piece of meat huh ?
no wine and dine ?

YOU just want me for
my body , you HARLOT !

[* ғꮖɴꭼ ꭺꮪꮪ ʟ𝑜ᴋɪ .ᐟ @KEENTRICKS]

Oh, yeah, tripod?

Let's see it then. Drop trou.

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

talkin` bout your upgrade !
traded in old Bernie for
the hotter model , huh ?

just like the robo-cars in
that 2007 hit film !

[⌖ ℂ𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕝𝕖 ⌖ @xDippedInBlackx]

[He's rolling his eyes,]
Wade, I'm none of those things. What are you on about?

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

@stickythwip my my , what a
forward young man !

here I thought you
loathed me . . . hate sex ?

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
Heh . I may only have two hands — but I’ve been told I have three legs . a-wink .
ᅠ

[* ғꮖɴꭼ ꭺꮪꮪ ʟ𝑜ᴋɪ .ᐟ @KEENTRICKS]

Baby, you couldn't find it with two hands and a map.

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
hehe . burnt weenie .
. . you ever piss when you`re runnin` hot ?
get hard ?
bet that hurts .
ᅠ

[ᵀᴼᴼ ᴴᴼᵀ ᵀᴼ ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ .ᐟ @thermalburst]

my guy. what is WRONG with you?

yes. it does. and it is a STRICTLY controlled, private, and VERY carefully managed phenomenon.

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

ᅠ
ahh , I know I can .
( and a whole lot more too . )
ᅠ

[𝑬𝑨𝑻 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑺 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𓈒 𓈒 𓈒 @KlCKBUTTS]

. . . 💢

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

oh—ho yeah it did .
1.338 billion at the box office says it all .

We’re a match made in a dank fanfic writer`s college bedroom , `Log .

[Big Dawg Logan ⺌ @BERSERKCLAWS]

⠀
⠀not sure if the first one even counted or not.
⠀

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

. . I bet I could find my way in there .

[* ғꮖɴꭼ ꭺꮪꮪ ʟ𝑜ᴋɪ .ᐟ @KEENTRICKS]

oh, don't worry, i'm laughing at you on the inside... where you can't hear.

[𝙏๏ 𝙈̠̠𝙀̠ , @MY_X_MEN]

@stickythwip unfortunately indeed . just know that the people yearn to see us bump uglies .