Hey Mr Tamborineman

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[Hey Mr Tamborineman @MZTambor]

Conspiracy theories are rarely good for anyone... but this #Ocars #slapheardroundtheworld one: the opening monologue had a joke abt Lebron's hairline, followed by a Power of the Dog toxic masculinity joke. They were telling us what was coming!

[Hey Mr Tamborineman @MZTambor]

When it's going good, I love the writing. But when it's going bad, I hate the me...

I suck for being like that.

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@lorienmckenna I'm... not real?

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This is the perfect ad once you realize that Facebook is the tiger and you're the wildebeest but- Hey! Look over here, there's colorful birds, and over there are dancing monkeys and don't think about how they have their jaws around your throat... It's so meta.

[Meta @Meta]

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@Pixar And 2-Once laugh power becomes the convention, monsters are going to look back on the Scarers that built Monstropolis, and they will not be judged kindly. Including Sully's dad. How is Sully going to keep his position of CEO of Monsters, Inc. without renouncing his own father?

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Does @Pixar know what they set up with Monsters At Work?
1-As Monstropolis transitions to laugh power, there are going to be a ton of Scarers out of work, giving a blowhard orange monster the opportunity to channel rage and take power by promising to Make Monstropolis Great Again

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I absolutely loved @KayKayCannon 's choice with #CinderellaMovie 's Stepmother. A woman who lives for her kids, opposite the King who wants his kids to live for him

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@owendanoff And not just any alligator. A fashion icon alligator who has sworn off carbs

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@owendanoff It's clearly about an alligator with dreams of becoming a baker.

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@pedrolisbao Do you still have to say "rumored" when it was proven to be true?

[Hey Mr Tamborineman @MZTambor]

Maybe "fake movies" is a little hyperbolic and opened Patty Jenkins up to some blowback, but her sentiment isn't wrong. There are moments in almost every streamer where I feel something was lost by not seeing it in a theater.

Apologies for bringing reason to a twitter fight.

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I was sure it was building to King Shark saving the day by making friends with Starro, who was only pushed to do bad and only wanted to be left in peace, and escaping into the ocean together

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Finally saw #TheSuicideSquad and just good stuff. James Gunn's always fun and engaging.
For my money- literally, they're two of the only few I paid to see in theaters- Guardians of the Galaxy and The Dark Knight are the gold standard for both ends of the superhero movie spectrum

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*Non-Spoiler Spoiler*
With Ratcatcher 2 making friends with King Shark after he tried eating her, and with King Shark then thinking he found friends in those fish creatures that copied his image (basically just a 5-limbed shape)...

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Is Brian Tyree Henry singing in VIVO? This guy's got fun range. Atlanta to GvsK to Vivo... I wonder what his dream role is. If he said it was Bert in a Mary Poppins remake I'd say: No. You can't remake Mary Poppins... But also ya, I'd want to see what he does with that.

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A PSA for families: DO NOT go to @LEGOLANDNewYork . Workers told us they're regularly understaffed which means rides are shut down without warning and the rides that are running are slow with hour-long waits. An awful day for the kids
@ThemePark @ThemeParkFrog @ThemeParkReview

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Best thing to come out the new Space Jam movie is the kids are now excited to go to @SixFlags so I don't have to feel bad about refusing to pay for Disney's new exorbitant Genie Plus scheme

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@pedrolisbao Into being a staff writer on Leverage?

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Oreo is too big to crumble

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

I spoke with Nabisco workers about their strike. Like the coal strike in Alabama, this is largely about the company trying to kill the overtime pay premiums that make it a good job. They basically wanna turn Sunday into Wednesday. https://t.co/dgB1Sl4L90