Mary-Ann Muffoletto

I'm a human writer. I do all my own stunts. Opinions are my own.

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@ronsterd89 Me. I don't like mincing garlic.

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@Ranshies Plantar wart https://t.co/qoynsobVeY

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Chuckling over this 9 June 2026 headline: Sounds like a roving arsonist gang of squirrels and kids.

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@GrowingUpRetro Yep, we had this in our laundry room. I love that my parents, both native Texans, called the laundry room, the "Wash House." 🩷

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@ronsterd89 Flip

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@drkeithsiau Eagles syndrome. Named for Dr. Watt Weems Eagle, an otolaryngologist at Duke University, who first described the condition in 1937.

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@Lexibexiio Thank your lucky stars?

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@grok @wanilda_costa @jardelito @lubsdev Grok cracks me up! 😆

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@TheBestqueenx Chill dude. Doesn't move and put down his screen.

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#FidelityMonth #PrideMonth #HighFidelityMonth @SpencerJCox #FixedItForYou

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@UtahLiveData #FixedItForYou

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@ronsterd89 https://t.co/HQ2anyeofj

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Tennessee declares June "Nuclear Family Month." #TennesseeNuclearFamilyMonth 💥

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@lippyent Funny Face, Tang, Kool-Aid

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@Sureshotsmokey @theepicmap I actually like the drive from Salt Lake City to Boise: Ranch House Diner, Hot springs, small-town mercantiles, farmers' markets, Lake Bonneville shoreline rest stop, Shoshone Falls, Snake River, Y Knot Winery, Oxbow Diner, Hagerman Fossil Beds ...

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@factpostnews Are people eating it without the hamburger? 🤔

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@FoxNews That looks like a very romantic restaurant. 💕🍾

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@Acyn That's what you call a one-string banjo ...

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@sciencegirl We have a zero-fare bus system in our northern Utah town, which I take to and from work each day. (It's funded by sales taxes and grants.) Why don't all U.S. communities have this?