Mantis Toboggan M.D.

“Larry, I’m not an expert, but I do have a strong opinion…”. currently praying on Aaron Rodgers downfall

[Atlas Press @realAtlasPress]

2000 years of which person lived when

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

“Mayday! Mayday! The Captain is running a human-trafficking operation”

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

1994: The future of America soccer is bright
1998: The future of America soccer is bright
2002: The future of America soccer is bright
2006: The future of America soccer is bright
2010: The future of America soccer is bright
2014: The future of America soccer is bright
2018: The future of America soccer is bright
2022: Tom Brady leaves his wife to go 8-9
2026: The future of America soccer is bright

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

All this Diddy news makes me wonder….was Biggie a bad guy?

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

@MKlamm07 @OU_Baseball What’s this in terms of Texas basketball?

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

@brawadis Embrace the burners. Dont let them punk u

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NBA Jingle Bells walked so NFL Carol of the Doinks could run

[Variety @Variety]

Daniel Radcliffe sent new #HarryPotter actor Dominic McLaughlin a letter and got a "very sweet note back" from the young star.

"I just wanted to write to him to say, 'I hope you have the best time, and an even better time than I did — I had a great time, but I hope you have an even better time.' And I do. I just see these pictures of him and the other kids and I just want to hug them. They just seem so young. I just look at them and say, ‘Oh it’s crazy I was doing that at that age.’ But it’s also incredibly sweet and I hope they’re having a great time.”

Read more here: https://t.co/XXVFKizvxi

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

Makes Eli Manning’s HOF argument a little more nuanced with same career win pct and (1) SB

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Matthew Stafford just reached a .500 career win percentage for the first time 😮

At 231 starts, that's the most starts by a QB before reaching .500 since starts were first tracked in 1950.

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

Does UNL sell alcohol in the stadium now?

[Matt Brown @MattBrownEP]

(full story and per capita data here)

https://t.co/M5fFQPNegx

[Trevor McCue @trevormccue]

Reminder, ESPN launched their app, that's what they want you to use. So they go to YouTube and ask for ridiculous rise in broadcast rights which raises YT's prices. Then they post stuff like this.
People get the ESPN app, and then the price of that goes up. There's no competition when the networks are also the broadcasters/platform. All of this has become a complicated and more expensive mess for consumers.

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

I need a better agent. These seats look terrible from this pic. I WAS IN KANGAROO JACK

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

@MSGSphere do the Lord of the Rings next

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

Pizza is not supposed to be sweet. Please stop trying to put pineapple and honey on it. Thanks

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

Fuck…I just thought to myself “Dan Orlovsky has a good point”

[Dan Orlovsky @danorlovsky7]

People don’t know how to develop QBs anymore

1) Tempo became king. Just run a lot of plays not good ones
2) RPO’s became king
3) Look to sideline for coaches to call good plays. So QB doesn’t learn how to be problem solver
4) Promote athlete over accuracy

Qbs aren’t raised in the “be a problem solver” mode anymore

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

2-0

[Justis Mosqueda @JuMosq]

Packers RB Chris Brooks picking up a blitzing linebacker, passing him off and then taking on a defensive tackle

[Mantis Toboggan M.D. @M_B_S_95]

1-0

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

This new tax? Don't worry about it, it's lower than the other taxes you're already paying.