Michael

I tweet because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I tweet.

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@bubbajnco @barstoolsports @JimFuoco @mmauro30 Stay out of my goddamn kitchen

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@MLB Do you know how hard the 5PM-bed time window is for parents!? No more 5:08 games. #LGM

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@JGuerinPhoto 🤘🏼

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@GottaBelievePod Bark Vientos

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@ryanseal13 Uh oh 💀 (saving this tweet)

Also, Mets may not win a game..

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv Waving goodbye. #LGM

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

#LGM

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@bubbajnco You don’t see many guys follow their shots anymore. Great job being an example of hustle and effort!

Thanks Goose!

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@ElBurroPalido @AnaFather I see no issue with the Costco date. Only issue is sitting on the same side of the table. Absolutely absurd and unacceptable.

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

Boomer and Gio live. A night where wives definitely won’t have to worry about their husbands. Just a bunch of guys being dudes.

@GioWFAN @7BOOMERESIASON @JimFuoco @ltornetta2 @mmauro30 @_UncleRooney

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

17 years ago today and this catch still means nothing.
#LGM

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@gschwartz9 Yes.

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@shea_Hello Leaving during the top of the 9th with a lead because Armando Benitez is about to blow it. #LGM

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@ElBurroPalido Good job using they

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@AnaFather

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

Most expensive cover band I’ve ever seen! @Eddie_Trap

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@bubbajnco Snow Mexicans

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@craigcartonlive @GovChristie That poor Oval Office chair when he wins.

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@gschwartz9 @ElBurroPalido I think the new update tells you if you’re a boy or a girl too.

[Michael @M_Bazoge13]

@DonutRob19 @AnaFather Excited to bring my “talents” back to the diamond. Thanks for the opportunity coach.