Mubaraq

Uite...Software Engineer 😘❣️|| Tech Enthusiast || Technical writer 🔥🔥.
Barcelona ❤️💙 D743WNZS

[Mubaraq @M_FroshTech]

@w4nner7489 Man up

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Never ask a woman when she's going to be free, instead tell her when you are you going to be available. Text things like:

"I have a busy schedule this week but I'll create time on Wednesday, we should see then" ✅

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Instead of texting her "how are you" "have you eaten" "how is your day going" like you're her doctor, send her this instead:

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Trick I use to link up with women that has a 100% success rate. Instead of texting her "when are you going to be free so we can see"❌, text her this instead:

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Whenever you're talking to a new girl, instead of asking her boring questions like "how old are you" "what is your favourite colour"❌ text this instead:

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

"How was your day" ❌

"What is the most interesting thing that happened to you today" ✅

"Have you eaten" ❌

If you're not buying her food, asking this question is 100% pointless.

[Simp Police🚨 @SimpPolice911]

Instead of : “How are you?” ❌

Say something like:

“I just saw something that reminded me of you" ✅

“Rate your attitude today from 1-10 honestly.” ✅

“What’s something you could talk about for hours without getting bored?” ✅

[Diamie (fc catalyst 🔥🦅) @Diamie_x]

The level of Wealth exhibited in Monaco this week is nothing short of astonishing, this is a $5 million Bugatti parked untop of $35 million Yatch floating next to two Mega yatch 😭

What do I do to achieve this level of wealth? 😩

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

I’ll continue the conversation like this:
Me: What did you cook?

Her: I made rice & chicken.

Me: I have a feeling it didn’t taste nice.

You see, I’m already teasing her cooking skills. She’ll try to defend it. From there, you can tell her that if she cooks for you & it

[Hon. Jesugbemi @Hon_Jesugbemi]

“If your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, here are the things you should do” — Nigerian Soldier dishes out security advice

[𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐄𝐋 🇧🇷 @witsel__]

Attend, Pourquoi on nous prend la tête avec nos 12 ans sans LDC, alors que :

Le Real Madrid est resté 31 ans sans la gagner
Liverpool 20 ans
Le Bayern 24 ans
Et Manchester United 2008 jusqu'aujourd'hui.

Mais Barça Barça Barça Barça Barça.

[Erkekler nasıl giyinsin? @nasiIgiyinsinIr]

En Seksik 7 Kombin - Pahalı Görünmenizi Sağlayanlar!

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[Mubaraq @M_FroshTech]

@boithekid Link experied @boithekid

[Chill with R2 🔮🐸 @chillwithr2]

MASSIVE SHOW TODAY

is CT dying? what even is CT nowadays? attention markets, growing on X, monetization and the creator economy.

we'll be discussing all of this today with a stacked panel

SMASH THE REPOST 👇

[EMZY GADGETS  📱 💻 🔌 @EmzyGadgets]

No vendor is forcing you to use eSIM unlocked iPhones, Samsung and google pixel. We’re are just trying to make you wise up and adopt to digitization.😂

I currently use iPhone 16 pro, 17 pro & 15 pro max all eSIM unlocked. Infact 80% of vendors with iPhone 14 and above here in computer village use eSIM only phones. If na bad phone shey we go use am? You’re saving about 60-200k off the price of physical + eSIM when you’re getting same thing.

You might feel like there’re inconveniences using eSIM only phones, until you try it maybe then you can change your mind.

[Barça Spaces @BarcaSpaces]

🤣🤣🤣

[BIGGEST VIRG 🇩🇪 @StudentByNature]

From a very reliable source, the day he posted that tweet was the exact day he decided to disappear from this app for 6 months.

Before going offline, he quietly created another account which I’ll tag in the comments.

The original plan was simple:
Disappear.
Stay silent.
Return months later when nobody expected it.

But after the 6 months passed, he reportedly felt the timing still was not perfect, which is why he pushed the comeback date further to June 29, 2026.

He is not dead.
He is very much alive.

According to the information I got, by June 15, the new account will get verified. Then on June 29 exactly 9 AM, he will return, quote his old tweet from the active account, and trigger one of the craziest engagement waves this app has seen.

If everything goes according to plan, that payout will be massive.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Cucurella at home tonight 😂