Muhammad Hamza

football, F1 and shitposting

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

When you're in an in love with Messi competition and your opponent is pep guardiola

[ro @loveologian]

this isn't a serious sport i feel quite astounded

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

IMs are inventing Jinnah's politics from first principles

[Muslim IT Cell @Muslim_ITCell]

THREAD🧵 | Sharjeel Imam And Indian Muslims.

Sharjeel Imam’s interview is uncomfortable, not because every argument he makes is automatically correct.

But because he challenges a political ecosystem that often expects Muslims to remain within an approved script.

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Why do y'all want me to spend 200k on a console man

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

희생

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Someone genuinely needs to sit down and talk to him, he's destroying his own legacy

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

• Reporter: "Are you really in-form to play 90 minutes for Portugal?"

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Well, what do you think? Did you watch my games for Al-Nassr."

• Reporter: "Yes, yes, I watched it..."

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo: "And am I doing good, bad?"

• Reporter: "Good, but NOT to play full 90 minutes... Will you play 90 minutes for Portugal?"

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Why not?"

• Reporter: "Not every player plays full 90 minutes."

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo: "Not all the players play ALL the games full 90 minutes... Then, why can't I play full 90 minutes in some of the games, not all?"

• Reporter: "But are you really in-form to play 90 minutes for Portugal?"

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo: "You told me you watched my All-Nassr games... YOU KNOW IT!"

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

They're gonna invent another Brazilian when he reaches 78

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨📊 Most free kicks ever scored.

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

@TambourineManDN Messi deadass gonna be the best player in the world till the day he dies

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Hey guys does anyone know why kylian mbappe wasn't playing today?

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Dawg did they just create a whole new religion

[Ahmad Warraich @ahmadwaraichh]

’’اے میرے ممبران، قیامت کے دن بینظیر بھٹو کو کیا جواب دو گے، وہ ہمیں گریبان سے نہیں پکڑے گی کہ تم نے سندھ کو کیسے بیچا‘‘ فریال تالپور

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Never quite understood the mystapaki hate until when i heard him having a muhajir identity discourse with some youtubers, and ykw? yeah fuck that guy

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

You're dumber than a retarded chimp

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING:
* Lionel Messi quits international football having scored 125 goals for Argentina, the second-highest number in football history.
* @Cristiano Ronaldo has scored 146 goals for Portugal, the highest in football history.
This settles the 🐐debate.

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

...is she ok

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Disgusting pig

[اسد @zarathustra_3]

Kya badnasal admi hai yar yeh! Lanat hai bc!

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

What a weird club

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Atlético Madrid statement after Laporta words on Julián Álvarez.

“The player is being victimized, but the only victim of the Julián case is us”.

“They have harmed us economically and socially. There is 0% chance of selling him to Barça. This situation is not about money, it's about dignity. There is 0% chance of selling it to Barça”.

“Theres a campaign with many lies and half-truths. The only one who pays for this is Atlético”, told @marca.

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

@zarathustra_3 They're some of the biggest perpetrators themselves

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

What did they do to my goat man

[Danis @DanisMCFC]

Pep Guardiola goes went after 2-0 loss to Bayern Leverkusen.

It’s a lot worse than I thought damn he lost it completely.

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

They'd genuinely be so retarded if they follow through with this

[Ahsan Jadoon @AhsanJadooncxz]

پی ٹی آئی کی سینیئر قیادت نے یہ فیصلہ کیا ہے کہ حکومت کو ساؤتھ پنجاب اور کے پی میں ہزارہ صوبہ بنانے میں سپورٹ کریں گے لیکن اگر سندھ میں کوئی صوبہ بنانے یا کراچی کو سندھ سے الگ کرنے کی کوشش کی تو تحریک انصاف ایسے کسی فیصلے کو سپورٹ نہیں کرے گی، حامد میر

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Still not used to seeing my name like this

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

Lamine × Hamza connection ⭐

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Apart from the insane tone deafness, how is sending 2 pilots to train as astronauts in China an achievement for us?

[Minahil Temur @minoqtopus]

Tell me all the wonderful amazing things that happened in Pakistan over the last year 🇵🇰❤️
i'll go first: we sent two pilots to train as astronauts in China!!

[jiggy @oakcliffjiggy]

Yall was killing my goat this whole World Cup and he was just trying to win it for his dying dad man fuck yall

[Muhammad Hamza @M_Hamza_26]

Being stabbed would've hurt less

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

🚨🚨🚨🥹 LEO MESSI ON IG:

"Dad, I still can’t believe you’re gone. It hasn’t sunk in, or rather, I don’t want it to. It’s so hard for me to imagine that I’m never going to see you again, that we’re never going to talk again. I know you were suffering and that this is for the best, but you left us far too soon. We still had so much left to enjoy together.

"You kept asking me to play in one last World Cup, and just days before it began was when your condition got worse. It was the first time you weren’t going to be there with me at a tournament, but Mom kept telling me you were going to get better and that you’d be well enough to travel. I kept telling you we were going to reach the final so you could make the trip.

"After every match, I waited for and missed your message. That’s when I realized how serious the situation really was. Even so, I couldn’t stop thinking about going as far as possible, to give you more time and the chance to watch one of the games.

"We reached the final, but you couldn’t be there. I wanted to win it so I could bring the trophy to you and show you another one. I couldn’t. My legs just couldn’t give me any more. This time I tried to push beyond what my body could handle, but I couldn’t. I never managed to feel physically right.

"When I got back, you thought we had lost the final on penalties. We couldn’t talk about anything that had happened. You weren’t able to enjoy any of it. We didn’t become champions, but you have no idea how much we enjoyed every match. Once again, you were right: I had to be there and play in it.

"I’m telling you all this because it was the only thing we never got the chance to talk about. You already know everything else. We spoke every day and saw each other whenever my commitments allowed us to.

"I don’t know what I’m going to do without you. I don’t know how to keep going. All I ever did was play football, and now I have serious doubts about whether I’ll keep doing it for much longer. You were by my side from the very beginning, and there was so little left until the end. Why couldn’t you hold on just a little longer so we could finish it together?

I know your happiness came from seeing your family doing well, your wife, your children and, above all, without anyone else knowing, from watching me play…

"It had always been that way since I was little. You took me to every training session as soon as you got home from work. Mom took me to many of them because you were working.

"And of course, you never missed a single match. How much you suffered watching me, and how much you enjoyed it, even though you never gave me too much praise.

"You were my dad, my friend, and my representative. You always knew exactly who you needed to be in every moment, and you were never wrong about anything. Despite some arguments or disagreements, you were always right. In the end, things always turned out the way you said they would.

"I’m going to miss you so much, but you’ll always be present, especially in the way I raise my children, because I teach them and raise them the way you and Mom raised me.

"Rest in peace and watch over us from above, just as you did here. Thank you for everything.

"I love you, Dad. ❤️"