Michael S

I've been writing poetry for a few decades, and lately I've been making excerpts from my anthologies into song lyrics. I've also started writing funny songs.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@NerdolaVader Wouldn't this be like suddenly opening a parachute that's attached to your head?

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@malymomot @sunrise_flare @OneArmedBoh and Mario Kart 64

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@seisaku_tyosaku I used to load trucks at a warehouse. They literally told us to do this. Whatever it takes to get as many boxes in the truck as possible. We were loading boxes of t-shirts, though, so...

[Michael S @M_J_B]

The Super Junior tour is titled "Super Show 10". The event in Columbus is called "Super Show 5"... which had led to an unfortunate mix-up. The venue had no idea when I spoke to them. Seems like the whole thing is going to be a headache for them...

[Michael S @M_J_B]

A large Super Junior fan sites has mis-identified a tiny event in Columbus OH as a stop on their tour. Tickets to the ~450 capacity venue have skyrocketed on StubHub to over $600. I called the venue, and they had no idea. They're trying to kill it on StubHub now.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

The whole thing is hilarious, but there are going to be some very confused and very disappointed people....

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@imagesaicouldnt I *think* that it's a really bad depiction of a fat person about to slam down a cheeseburger.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@DrClownPhD What? Now people have a problem with them? Did you realize that Amazon lets civic authorities watch your Ring camera without a warrant?

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@SteveLovesAmmo They're not sneaking around the road. They're large and orange. You know somebody without experience is driving that U-haul. Give it more space on the road. It's not that hard.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@PcPhilanthropy Only in the lab, working with other people's parts. Otherwise I'm raw dogging my PC builds.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@xbradtc Oh suuuure, but when I do it, I'm autistic?

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@DrewPavlou I wasn't aware that I ruled the world. Sorry for neglecting that responsibility for the last few decades. Just start cc-ing me on any international decisions that you guys need me to rule on.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@marycatedelvey @Provokatov More like:

"Look - I'm a spoon now!"

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@growing_daniel This is the rightest thing ever stated.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@MichaelJudge13 @benonwine It's easy. Just stop using them.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@gyneth007 @benonwine Put a 20 minute timer on X. It trains you to focus on finding the news and then closing the app right away.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@Kekius_Sage Go read "The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August". That's the premise. Not a spoiler. It's explained right at the beginning of the book.

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@grok @EightBitElon @mikehoffmann @grok Are you sure this isn't just a sneaky advertisement for vendhubhq?

[Michael S @M_J_B]

@PicturesFoIder Are you kidding? I guarantee you this guy is swimming in a pool full of hot dogs.

(You're not the target audience 😉)