Mary J

i am a museum full of art

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

i see white guys on bumble and just think……. you’re prob bad at sex 🥴

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

you know what they say….. hot girls have stomach problems 🥲

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

the camaraderie of literal female strangers finding a tampon at a bar for a girl in need is unmatched

[Ash @brittnyashley]

Alcohol really just doesn’t sit well with me these days. I hate that for me

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

does no one else think it’s really weird that people literally post selfies of their face with filters on them?? Like that’s not even what you look like who are you showing??

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

i dropped $300 on a hotel room to do a staycay and booked a massage, zero regrets

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

Everywhere I go people be finding me so cute & charismatic, cause I am

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

@Brink_Thinker Yes, I’m named after my GG, she lived until i was 18. Passed on Valentine’s Day ❤️

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

Soooooooo all i want for Christmas is @deoncole

[Ash @brittnyashley]

I hate being on someone else’s time

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

@linsballer Yes bitch!!!

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

these dudes on bumble are looking for mothers. no baby go deal with that

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

Yes 😭 i hate cheap cringey bitches

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

@casi_caro bro I’m like clapping to everyone’s story

[Carolina @casi_caro]

I get drunk and start replying to everyone’s story ☹️

[Mr. MakeItHappen @OhThatsCray]

@jazminarias_ It’s hilarious how HR is like the principals office for the professional world

[Dhalltheking @DhallTheKing]

Nudes don’t excite me no more whats your credit score lookin like baby

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

why does everyone from my hometown have a baby

[Mary J @M_Jayeee]

who’s stressed?

[Spicy Madie🌙 @BigBlockBarbie]

Pickle juice is made to be drank, I said what I said.