Megan

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[Megan @M_Kellly]

I was born to admire

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Megan @M_Kellly]

I love how when walking up the stairs in my house, you hit that 7th stair and it's all of a sudden 10 degrees hotter

[Megan @M_Kellly]

that tweet is so 2021

[Megan @M_Kellly]

having covid was so underrated bc all of a sudden people weren’t eating my food in the fridge anymore

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[c @kikaykikayi]

Job market is like do u want to train AI or be unemployed

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

"my parents wouldn't let me watch SpongeBob and I turned out fine" a caged bird thinks flying is an illness

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[JustBreathe @stargazing90]

Everyone okay with that? They took money from every pay check ever had and spent it somewhere else..pissed yet?

[Victor Li @victor_ljz]

menlo park would be a beautiful name for a korean baby

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

see, i was in the trenches

[Megan @M_Kellly]

Why haven’t conservatives had anything to say about gas prices

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Guy with no object permanence having sex:
😏😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨😮‍💨😨

[Eshal @Aatishfishann]

I judge men by their ability to take a man hating joke

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i wanna take the bar exam just to see what i get. no law school whatsoever like just for funsies

[Megan @M_Kellly]

“Off the coast of San Diego” and it’s way closer to Hawaii…

[Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper]

NEW: NASA says that people along the coast of San Diego County in California might hear a sonic boom Friday afternoon when the Orion capsule carrying the Artemis II crew re-enters the atmosphere, wrapping up its historic trip around the moon.

The boom may be loud enough to rattle windows when the capsule re-enters the atmosphere shortly before 5 p.m, The San Diego Union-Tribune reports