🌂☔️

“I am, at best, a work in progress.”

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

My entire existence is to be background noise for everyone to ignore

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

I hate everyone and everything

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

My sweet prince 🥹

[Minnesota Timberwolves @Timberwolves]

‘09 NBA Draft. 5th overall pick. 🤩

[Nate @GlitchBurgh]

Baseball players will wear cum jerseys but not a rainbow patch.

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

So we had to attach our first just to get out from underneath Julius??

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Sources: The newly reunited Tkachuk brothers will both wear TKACHUK on the back of their jerseys, instead of M. TKACHUK and B. TKACHUK. Those close to the situation say it doesn’t really matter because neither of them can read.

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

Dreamt that I shaved my mustache off, that’s how you know the anxiety and stress is just intense

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

This is digging Alexi Lalas’s grave, burying him in it and then pissing on said grave.

Holy shit.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

you guys are arguing before scotus right now that your own top goal scorer shouldn’t be eligible for US citizenship

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Perhaps his most consistent stance is that he loves handsome boys

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

This upcoming EDT show has given me so much anxiety I just threw up

[🌂☔️ @M_LC_L]

Goddammit

[reilly @RustyGoomba]

now watch this drive

[chabby4cappy 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[ESPN @espn]

Karl-Anthony Towns.

[thucksgiving @TylerHuckabee]

the third haim sister couldn’t go because she couldn’t think of a good name for the shirt. she suggested “knicks offerman” and the others locked her in the bathroom for the entirety of the evening. they just left her there.

[leah @leahetc_]

just a reminder that haim have a song where they explicitly state they tried living in new york and did not like it