Vanderlyle

Disclaimer: This is a parody account, nothing is literal. Dark humor permitted

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

My problem is that I am lazy ambitious

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Writing letters addressed to the fire

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

In their twisted little minds, being a resident means they own your free time.

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Actually, what’s shameful is being 40+ with this little emotional intelligence.

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

My career goal is surgical autonomy, but mostly OR playlist autonomy.

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Nothing makes me feel academically fulfilled than attending an educational activity where no education occurs.

The attendance sheet, however, was excellent.

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Consultant: “We meet in the hospital every weekend at 7 AM.”

Maybe you should use that time to go to therapy.

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

@doctorah93 No 😅

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

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[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

getting into medical school is not the hardest part

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

متى الفرج

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

@Bastaki5 نهايه مافي يعني 😭😭😭

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

اليس لكل شي نهايه 🥀

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

@periwinklol So proud of you 👏👏👏 you deserved it

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

They say a picture worth a thousand words

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Maybe if I prayed enough it will happen, maybe 😔

[Vanderlyle @M_Lavandula]

Cry week 2023

[Adi @IDdocAdi]

When you have to attend morning conference after a night shift