Margaret

Works in publishing. Dabbles in Twitter.

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

#CruzCurse

[Margaret @M_Mc]

Going down a deep, dark hole of Gritty tattoos online.
Not asking for help, just for more people to join me.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

The guy over there is checking himself out in the mirror so much that he looks like a parakeet.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

My brother, with slightly shorter hair than mine.

[Travis McCall @WTravisMcCall]

1996. I never felt like an intern, but rather like part of the family. Safe travels and best of luck on the campaign trail. #Joe2020

[Margaret @M_Mc]

@blounty_m I'm calling in back-up. @HesleyHarps

[Margaret @M_Mc]

(Removing the last two key lime La Croix boxes from the store shelf) "I didn't come here to make friends."

[Gabriella Page-Fort @pagefort]

How to visually represent the slipperiness of memory and the triumph of art over the traumas others casually inflict on us? Design by Joan Wong. @KEiriksdottir TR Larissa Kyzer #afistoraheart #coverreveal #icelandiclit @AmazonPub @ForlagidRights https://t.co/g6tEvuXvYB …

[Margaret @M_Mc]

The version of myself that appeared in my dreams last night is really killing it:

Me: I ate half that bourbon pecan pie with a fork while standing at the kitchen counter.

My dad: (staring wide-eyed) ...Did you eat it with anything else?

Me: Some danish.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

I want to be an eccentric thousandaire.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

You think people ever ask for one of those dashboard towels at a drive-through car wash and then wipe their face with it like they're on an airplane?

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I love you brothers but navigating the male ego is fucking exhausting

[Margaret @M_Mc]

Just saw someone order brunch by opening Yelp, flipping through the photos, and then holding up a photo to the server.

I feel so annoyed yet so delighted.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

Goddamn I keep seeing Free Solo and thinking it's a Star Wars movie about Han Solo.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

The mailman just came to our door wearing shorts. I'm glad there are some things the snow doesn't change.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

@PerilousApricot #meloing

[Margaret @M_Mc]

@PerilousApricot Executive Marge does have a nice ring to it...

[Margaret @M_Mc]

Finally, junk mail giving me the respect I deserve.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

PS: Just found it's "Christmas Time" by Stuart Roslyn. Let this be my last tweet of 2018, and may 2019 bring even more satisfying conclusions.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

I keep hearing the same terrible holiday lyrics as "Baby it's Christmas time / Pour me some hotdog wine." No trace of the real song on the internet or Soundhound. So I come to you, Auditory Hallucination Forum.

[Margaret @M_Mc]

Internet, how do I convince everyone that Seattle's new hockey team will be called the Frasiers?

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

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