mariah reynolds

those who stand for nothing will fall for anything - alexander hamilton

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

is this a twenty one pilots song https://t.co/J86tsMX88T

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

THE CENTER OF THE BAGEL IS A REMINDER OF THE VOID AT THE CENTER OF ALL OF US

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

hippie: we are all children of the sun and moon living in perfect harmony
me: i eat garbage and am waiting to die

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

I just drank a fifth of spaghetti dare me to drive

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

can i sacrifice this virgin in the name of Satan our dark lord?
teacher: i don't know can you?
*sighs*
may i sacrifice this virgin in the na

[an pigeon @imskytrash]

just quit my job,, time to focus on the important stuff like eating garbage and waiting for the sweet release of death

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

quote A. Ham

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

in the eye of a hurricane, there is quiet.

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

@ henry clay, u got something to say there?

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

"given the mass to wingspan ratio of a bumblebee, it is impossible for the creature to fly. but it does."

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG FACTION *slides u $20* come to the dark side

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

*whispers* @ sojourner, you belong in our faction. the violence is over. join us.

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

low key if people here were actually paying attention they would see that this is an amazing speech. good job, kiddo.

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

Just published my own newspaper because no woman should give her submission to a man.

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

Please help support Sexual Assault Awareness, add a #Twibbon now! https://t.co/z5Sp1pXLGR

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

@KaileyyFuller ohhhhhhhh ok ok

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

@KaileyyFuller something like "divided, we won't stand"

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

we're done talking about violence.

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

@ sj, henry clay hates everything about you, yet you give him your full support???????

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

stand with l.l. langstroth 1k859

[mariah reynolds @M_Reynoldz]

"equal wages for all genders and races"