Mahmud 🇳🇬

🛠️ Borehole Driller 🚀 Web3 Hustler | Community Building 🎯 Surviving Naija | DM Open for Collab [email protected]

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@calculus_xm My former place of manager go first wan use prick test u if you’re a woman 😂
That guy no Dey use eye see Toto

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@ChefOriBim @joleonbusby @guzu_p Una too Dey cook for this app

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@ChefOriBim @joleonbusby @guzu_p Four legs bawo 😭🤲

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@bloodybenson @erigganewmoney @Judith_Hry

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@AribisalaSeyi Good evening sir, I wanna seek an advice from you but I can’t dm you directly

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@voxjuliusnetwrk @Omotoyobola Lol 😂

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

The BEST generation of men to ever exist for women are modern men.

Our grandfathers waited OUTSIDE the delivery room. We are INSIDE the room, holding your hand, rubbing your back, watching you scream at us, supporting you.

Our grandfathers married VIRGINS. We are marrying PROSTITUTES, OnlyFans whores with 50, 100 body counts and we still call them wives ans provided for them.

Our grandfathers married women who could COOK, CLEAN, slim and RAISE CHILDREN. We are marrying fat useless women who can't even boil rice or season chicken.

Our grandfathers married 18, 20, 22 year olds for youth and fertility. We are marrying 35, 40 year old GRANDMOTHERS and then spending $30,000 on IVF because their eggs are dead.

WE BROKE THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE BENT THE RULES FOR YOU.

WE DESTROYED EVERY TRADITION FOR YOU.

And it's still not enough.

Our fathers did 10% of what we do and got submissive, loyal, grateful wives.

We do 200% and get the most ENTITLED, SELFISH, LAZY, MENTALLY UNSTABLE, UNGRATEFUL, MASCULINE, DISRESPECTFUL wives in human history.

Our fathers were RIGHT. They knew exactly why you can't give modern women too much comfort and freedom.

Y'all don't deserve good men.

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

Argentina fans Argentina fans

Before After

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

@AFC_OlaitaN E get plenty things wey person no just wan Dey talk jare

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

Sadly

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

a poor country with so many rich politicians and religious leaders is an extremely corrupt country.

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

😪🥹

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

She paid back every kobo by the next morning.
No apology. Just a transfer alert.
I haven't responded.
My question for you:
Should I report her to the police even after she paid back, or let it go?
Because me, I'm not letting anything go. 👇

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

My girlfriend of 3 years drained our joint savings account while I was at work.
₦1.2 million.
Gone.
I'm still shaking as I type this.🧵👇

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

What she didn't know
Her name was also on my business account.
I put it there so she'd feel secure. So she'd know I was serious about her.
My lawyer called her at 6pm that same day.
"You have 48 hours to return the funds or we file."

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

I was the first child. My parents had nothing left by the time my brother got into university.
So I took it on myself. ₦80,000 every semester. Feeding money. Textbooks. Hostel.
I was earning ₦65,000 a month. Do the maths.

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

I paid my younger brother's university fees for 4 years. Skipped meals. Wore the same shoes for 2 years. Told my girlfriend to wait. She waited.
The day he graduated, he stood up at the party and said:
"I want to thank God and my parents."
I was sitting right there. 🧵

[Mahmud 🇳🇬 @M_SQURED]

shaving your dick feels like performing surgery