Miranda Seebeck

Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

@HayleyKobe You can never own too much underwear. 3 months is perfectly acceptable

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#kdwbgrammys

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Considering adopting a fur baby. Can’t decide-

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Some guy literally said to me “you better give me your Snapchat before I don’t want it anymore”. No thanks, freak 👋🏻

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

ISO: roommate specifically for staying up late, drinking wine, and quizzing me on terminology.
Grad school during a pandemic while living alone is rough, ya’ll. Someone pls motivate me to study

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

Ask me how excited I am I had to buy a $750 laptop solely for my remaining 8 months of school ever.

[ATM @alissamoe]

If you were in college when Yik Yak was a thing, you are one of the few that I have ultimate respect for.

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@HayleyKobe Life pro-tip: never date men.

[ℓινι @ohhbee]

How do I click “I’ve been registered to vote since I was 18 please stop harassing me” on all platforms

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

Unpopular opinion: snap chat is the worst social media app

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

recommendations for a good therapist?

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

Touch some grass or a leaf 😂😂😂

[halsey @halsey]

eat regularly, drink more water, don’t put emotional stock in the opinions strangers have of you, touch some grass or a leaf, forgive yourself for doing that embarrassing thing forever ago, take care of yourselves i wanna see happy faces in the crowd next year. promise me this.

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

@HayleyKobe Excuse you, you are hot. 10/10 I’d tap that

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@HayleyKobe Hawt

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My mom: you don’t come see us enough, I miss you. Come over whenever.

This is the third time I’ve gone to my parents house and no one is home. At least the puppy likes seeing me

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

I eat an entire bag of carrots in one sitting then don’t eat carrots for three months. Rinse and repeat.

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

@HayleyKobe I’m this way with Star Wars and The Titanic

[𝓜𝓮𝓰 ☻ @sadboimeg]

i really had six months in quarantine to get hot & all i did was get drunk at home smh

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

Last week my boss gave me a task with a deadline of “Tuesday by 5pm”.

I just submitted it. Tuesday, 4:55pm.

I mistakenly thought this procrastination would only last through college.

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

@HayleyKobe No wasps or hornets! Just dozens of honey bees. Good info, thanks much!

[Miranda Seebeck @M_Seebs]

I have bees building a hive like inside the siding of my house. How do I get rid of them without killing them?