Michael Shelton

Keep the blue side up

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

The Gary Player interaction makes it sound like he’s an animatronic historical figure at a museum. You press a button and he goes in to his whole bit about the abs, etc. @NoLayingUp @ngschuNLU

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

Some amazing writing by @TronCarterNLU in the NLU newsletter this morning about Fathers Day memories. Shouts to The Franchise and Grandpa Kunk, great men

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.

They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.

France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend

[Brilyn Hollyhand @BrilynHollyhand]

Rep. Wesley Hunt: "What's funny to me is you're mad at the guy who found the fraud, but not mad at the people who wasted your money."

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

A losing presidential candidate calling for the end of the constitutional process for selecting a President feels awfully fascisty

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

@DCheverere remember when you said @Vol_Baseball wasn’t any good this year and they play in a little league park? How’s that working out for the Horns?

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I am officially calling for the arrest, prosecution and jailing of Tennessee State Rep. Justin Pearson.

Under Tennessee law verbally threatening a state police officer is a serious CRIMINAL offense and interfering in the officers duties is also CRIMINAL.

Rep. Justin Pearson is doing BOTH in this despicable video.

These offenses carry heavy fines and jail time.

Tennessee Code: Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer § 39-13-116:

When the assault (including verbal threats causing fear) is committed against an officer performing their duties

Penalties:

11 months and 29 days in jail fines up to $2,500 with a mandatory minimum of 60 days in jail and a $10,000 fine, plus possible 1–6 years in prison.

No one is above the law. LOCK HIM UP

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Patricia Heaton @PatriciaHeaton]

I wasn’t happy when Clinton, Obama or Biden won, but I didn’t call them fascist/dangerous/threat to democracy. I didn’t hope someone would assassinate them. I went on with my life with gratitude. Friends on the left, please try this. Your life and our country will be better.

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

@eastonfreeze @PaulKuharskyNFL Bravo hitting him with a “chief” right there my friend. It’s such a shocker to see PK acting like a bitter, self righteous, dickhead.

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

Miss you, Coach.

[Tennessee Baseball @Vol_Baseball]

That’s our guy 🙌

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Hey @CBSNews I couldn't help but notice this was your headline when Biden was President.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Exactly seven years two months and 26 days since Gavin Newsom became governor of California. California is:

#1 in homelessness
#1 in poverty
#1 in Retail crime
#1 in gas prices
#1 in illiteracy
#1 in wage stagnation
#1 in frivolous lawsuits
#1 in unemployment
#2 in housing costs
#2 in water bills
#1 in restrictions on workers
#1 in Anti-business regulations
#3 in energy/electricity costs
#3 in inequality
#1 in income tax
#1 in gas tax
#1 in budget deficit
#2 in educational inequity
#1 in COVID school shutdowns
#1 in COVID business shutdowns
#1 in COVID mandates
#1 in illegal border crossings
#1 in funding for illegal immigrants
#1 in People leaving state

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

@JohnMartin929 Why is that? Memphis is my hometown. I love it like most of us do. The things he’s saying aren’t off base. It sucks to hear it, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true. Why should he be ashamed for stating his opinion that most share?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

No KINGS!!!

Their reign in power controlling America…

Chuck Grassley: 51+ years
Chuck Schumer: 45+ years
Mitch McConnell: 41+ years
Nancy Pelosi: 39+ years
Maxine Waters: 35+ years
Bernie Sanders: 35+ years
Etc

Trump: 5 years and 3 months

But Donald Trump is a King?

Scam.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Iranian woman goes BERSERK on a smug white liberal who is supporting the Islamic regime

"Convince me of WHAT? Of R*PE?! Of women not having rights?! I am Iranian, I've been imprisoned by that regime!"

"Iranians are ASKING for the bombs! Iranian youth are asking to be bombed, and you are standing here SUPPORTING a terrorist regime! What are you DOING supporting a terrorist regime?!"

*Lib spouts off about Palestine*

"This has NOTHING to do with Palestine. This is about a terrorist regime in MY COUNTRY."

"I can't even go see my father's grave!!"

Mad props to this woman! White liberals are clueless, all over the world.

H/t @patriot_apranik

[Michael Shelton @M_Sheltone]

@dcarterruff Is this also an homage to Norm in Billy Madison? Bravo

[Margo Martin @MargoMartin47]

Latest Memphis Statistics: 

Arrested 7,000 criminals
Seized more than 1,100 illegal guns
Taken more than 1,000 lbs. of illicit narcotics 
Rescued more than 150 missing children

MAKE MEMPHIS SAFE AGAIN! 🇺🇸

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

“I wasn’t expecting that. very special. He’s a class act. Cares about his teammates, cares about his country. His team.”

Tage Thompson on Jack Hughes pulling him in to share the standing ovation 👏

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself