Malika🇰🇭

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

Plot twist: I got HIM pregnant

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Thanos had his daughter out like this

[kae 🐞 @kaexbug]

and who do I need to speak with to speed up alice in borderland production

[aheee 🇵🇸 @aravedihda]

Her in the comments section:

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

I see people starting to plan our 10 year reunion, fuck that I want a pacific middle school reunion 😂

[𝒄𝒊𝒓𝒆 @BrowseHorror]

Every Backstory and Death of the Ghosts in the Film "THIRTEEN GHOSTS" (2001)

a thread🧵:

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

Chris is back to work and handling two kids is such a game changer 😩😂

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

Family always wants you to have more kids and acts all excited but once baby is here it’s crickets from everyone

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

My mom is super modest and when I showed her a few of our maternity pics she says “well that’s ….interesting” 😭😂

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

My manager got on my head about my production being low in February when I started the month losing my 7 week old nephew. These jobs really don’t care about you so take care of yourself & your people

[Linh @ngyntlinh]

my boss asked me to talk to one of my associates about his poor performance. he told me he just found out his chemo isn’t working and he just bought his plot at the cemetery. life is too precious to let a stupid job stress u out. capitalism lacks empathy. i’m fucking gutted

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

I have talked so much shit about Aries men and now I’m due to have my, during Aries season 😭😂 karma is real

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

No parent deserves to bury their own child, let alone my fucking sister. Watching her grieve while feeling helpless is breaking my heart

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

@melea03 Yay!! Congratulations 🥰

[tracey @lilvietnamami]

in my almost 27 years of life as an Asian, I have never gotten food poisoning from my leftover rice 😭😭😭😭 I hear wypipo don’t wash their rice tho so maybe that’s why they have this problem idk 😭😭

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

I’m already looking to be 29 weeks so they had to get SIX tubes of blood drawn, I have nothing left 😭😂

[San Holo ↑% ⚠️ @sanholobeats]

this is exactly how i dance to this drop

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

Babygirl loves @sanholobeats just like her mama & daddy, I already know where her first show is gonna be in the future 😂🤍

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

Right as I was gonna leave early to get coffee my coworker asked the group what we wanted, what a happy friday 😂

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

@melea03 That’s literally going to be my push meal I’m talking in the hospital bed with a whole ass tray 😂

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

I miss sushi 😭

[Malika🇰🇭 @M_Sleeezzy]

I can’t go through this shit all over again