Matteson Kitching

it ain’t easy bein cheesy

[Matteson Kitching @M_TeaSpiller]

It’s hard being smart

[Nick Hawthorne @NickHawthorne2]

@BlackKnight10k This will be the first conversation that a republican has had with Mitch this week.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

i think it's important to note that the correspondents dinner wouldn't be at a White House ballroom even if it were built. The dinner is not a White House event. It's a WHCA event. Also, Trump had never attended before (would he host a dinner he didn't attend).

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents - including hundreds of children - dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

This war is costing a billion dollars a day. In one fucking month we will spend more over there than we needed to save healthcare for more than 2 million Americans. They literally are taking away your food and your healthcare for this regime change war of choice.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

Trying to provoke both a world war and a civil war at the same time while demanding a Nobel Peace prize is a level of insanity we’ve never seen ever before.

[conner @winterweather]

wow i can’t believe a republican president did what the last 3 republican presidents did and launched us into a recession and a useless war for oil.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

President Trump thinks he is above the law. He steals from taxpayers. He thumbs his nose at the law.

And now, he is starting an illegal war with Venezuela that Americans didn’t ask for and has nothing to do with our security.

How does going to war in South America help regular Americans who are struggling? How does this do anything about drugs entering the U.S. when Venezuela produces no fentanyl? What is the actual security threat to the United States? And what happens next in Venezuela?

He cannot answer these questions - and that’s why there was no briefing to Congress to explain this action, and no briefing scheduled.

And Maduro’s illegitimate election does not give the president the power to invade without congressional approval, nor does it create a national security justification. That contention is laughable.

This is about satisfying Trump’s vanity, making good on the long standing neocon grudge against Maduro, enriching Trump’s oil industry backers, and distracting voters from Epstein and rising costs.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month.

It’s about oil and regime change.

And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from Epstein + skyrocketing healthcare costs.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you're done eradicating trans people and immigrants, you will still be broke, your life will still suck, and you'll still be a horrible human being.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.

But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.

If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.

[Bad Fox Graphics @BadFoxGraphics]

Trump’s War on Mathematics

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Funny how after a terrible night, the GOP's first order of business is making it harder to vote instead of making grocery prices lower like they promised.

[Decision Desk HQ @DecisionDeskHQ]

Decision Desk HQ projects Zohran Mamdani to win the New York City Mayor election.

#DecisionMade: 9:03 pm ET

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[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

This was published one year ago. Everything is right.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

The total USAID budget was $35 billion by the way

[nicole e @njrealtornic]

Nothing gives me a little pep in my step more than seeing Bill Belichick failing

[R. @midnightstrack2]

this just might be one of the best track runs in taylor’s discography

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[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet