APЙА СТАРК

INTJ. Eng. PM. Reality distortion field. Knowing and not doing is not knowing.

[Sims 🇨🇩 @leizenomis]

We qualified for the World Cup for the first time after 52 years.

We drew against Portugal. We won our first game against Uzbekistan and literally went toe to toe against England.

We made history, and for that, I am so proud of my boys.

CONGO TO THE WORLD AND BACK 🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩🇨🇩

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[Hebh Jamal @hebh_jamal]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Of course when Germany and Netherlands are kicked out this would be the headline.

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Step 1: hunger
Step 2: thirst
Step 3: money to purchase my food and drink
Step 4: knowledge of my right to occupy public space unaccompanied

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

CLUBBING IN DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES 😂😂😂

[39 @39billion]

Foreigners have taken South Africa’s spot in the Round of 16.

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

Yes!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

I hope the rest of Africa is happy now that South Africa has been knocked out of the World Cup.

Was this really what you wanted?

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

@gitts Goons will be all over that road tomorrow.

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

Lol. Which work? The man spends most of his time on top of cars lying to Kenyans.

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

So we’ve officially reached the stage where the President’s biggest offense is… showing up to work?

The allegations are serious : punctuality, visibility, and an unhealthy obsession with doing the job. Unbelievable!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

In Kenya, at least once every month, there is a demonstration or police barricade, disrupting livelihoods, business, access to services, schools are closed and life is lost. All because one man must destroy this country and if necessary, kill all of us. 2027, we must remove him.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Contrary to what we have been told, SGR was fully funded by Kenyans to the tune of Sh900 billion.

SGR did not cost Sh360 billion, and no money came from China. We want to know why we are “repaying” a loan for which no single cent came to Kenya.

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

😂😂😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

If I was a bird ningekuwa naenda vacations endlessly. This year nikiwa Barbados next yr ni Thailand ama Budapest. Kupatikana Kenya maybe time ya maandamano tu.

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

I’ve ignored the discourse surrounding lateness as a moral failing because punctuality is my biggest pet peeve and if you can’t be on time for anything I think less of you as a person since you have no respect for me or my time

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gonna let somebody shame you for being alive longer?

[Softboy @softboywin]

A will? I don't even have a way

[APЙА СТАРК @M_WMaina]

Now, this right here is the real kasongo m this is who he is. The same person who called us criminals. This meltdown is beautiful to watch.

[The Kids Are Alive @gufydox]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles is something crazy to tell a dictator president. We thank the promulgated 2010 constitution 👌🏾