Long Femurs

A beautiful mix of ambition, emotion, and quiet strength

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

Why does my body suddenly start shaking
when I argue with people? Am I a scaredy-cat
or something.?????

[iAmSolution_Now! @hyzinkfm]

I never imagined I would be making this kind of plea.

My wife, Dasola, went in for a Caesarean Section to deliver our baby, but what should have been the happiest moment of our lives suddenly became a fight for survival.

She developed severe sepsis after surgery, leading to

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“We’re tired, we’re no longer scar£d of you, it will n0t be w£ll with you, your son Seyi is going to Ojude Oba while our own children is suff£ring inside bush”

Aggr!eved Mother rain very heavy cur s£s on T!nubu this morning while prot£st!ng 🙆🏼‍♂️💔

[Ọládélé 🇳🇬👑 @Theoladeledada]

It cost $0.00 to retweet this

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

💔💔💔

[MEN UNDER CONSTRUCTION @abiodun_toby]

Guys, please I need help at Ikorodu General Hospital.

My wife is in an emergency but no one is attending to her with the urgency that is needed.

She hasn’t been able to expel placenta for over 4 hours now, and everybody seems to be laid back about it.

[UNCLE @MrOlibaba]

Banking sales is hard...

But wait till you receive your appraisal allowance, profit sharing and 13th month bonus.

You'll just go and buy land in your village.

[Long Femurs @M_eye_bee]

@AramideOyekunle Alpha Morgan bank 💯

[💕. @Erinayoooo]

You guys didn’t play when you were small?😔

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

it’s damn near impossible for me to relike people. i’m never going to like you as much as i did the first time. i’ll never fully care again.

[Long Femurs @M_eye_bee]

Alpha Morgan bank>>>>>

[Adediwura❤️ @okdiwura]

Nobody do maintenance reach UBA.

[Long Femurs @M_eye_bee]

@okdiwura Meanwhile my bank no even dey do all these drama, Alpha Morgan bank>>>>

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away

[UNCLE @MrOlibaba]

I will never use my HMO only when I'm sick.

My company HR had a session at work with us, they opened our eyes to what we stand to benefit with our HMO plans.

The company has spent millions on our HMO. Individual plans, family coverage, everything. Then they said if we don’t use it, that investment is gone.

I’ve already signed up for my monthly gym sessions. Done one spa session, one more to go. I completed a massage too, still have another pending.
Did dental care, scaling, polishing, even whitening.

I’m intentionally going for the ones that actually cost money outside.

If they had BBL for men inside the package, I won’t lie, I would have considered it.

Na my money oh, I go use am.

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

Out of the 1,700 people i begged for help, 700 of you chose to show up for me. You donated to me, a failure, a beggar, and a burden. You did that to prove to me that I’m not any of those things. but deep down, i believe i am a failure, and my life is useless 👇

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

A Danfo bus driver drove recklessly hit a LASU student on the road yesterday , she died on the way to the hospital.

The @PoliceNG are trying to cover up the entire incident as usual and while students went out to protest this morning they were tear gassed. That poor girl deserves justice and she will get it.

[Oluwaseunfunmi_ Akins @bidemi_akins]

Guys PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME 😭. CANCER TURNED ME INTO A DEBTOR, A BEGGAR AND A BURDEN TO MY LOVED ONES. IT TOOK MY JOB, MY SAVINGS TOOK EVERYTHING. I know I’m a failure. PLS JUST 1k FROM 1,700 PEOPLE IS ALL I NEED TO BE FREE. PLS YOU GUYS ARE MY LAST HOPE. 8146203234 moniepoint

[ace @hmuace]

wasting my day missing someone who doesn't give a fuck about me

[A @lilmissdelululu]

The sixth stage of grief is not talking about it anymore with your friends.

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

First daughters need to be with problem solvers and doers. Nothing else makes sense to us.