Phil Norris

[Phil Norris @M_low]

Maybe the dumbest way to say which school is “Everything U.” The better metric would be how many different sports a school has won a national championship in a given timeframe. Some of the teams on this list are winning shit like golf 10x

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

Who truly is 'Everything U'?

We compiled a list of schools with the most national championships across the NCAA's 27 most common sports since 2000

Stanford, Florida, and Texas top the list.

[Phil Norris @M_low]

.apparently there are people that are emotionally attached to @YouTubeTV. As if a billion dollar company gives a shit about you. Go where the content you watch is being played and cost a fair (whatever that means to you) price. Nothing else matters.

[Phil Norris @M_low]

Aye @YouTubeTV not having @espn made me check my subscriptions and realize I was overpaying for all my services. Consolidated to @hulu and now I’m spending $30 less per month. We up!

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl 😂🤣

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl Better question: why is the guy in the light blue jacket standing on his toes?

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl @JennaFryer @PatricioOWard Say no more. What size? 2XL as usual?

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl 😭🤣😂

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl @Mappy6984 Hell yeah!

[Phil Norris @M_low]

Just asked my girl if she would still love me if I was a worm. She said “no.” Am I cooked, chat?!

[Phil Norris @M_low]

This exists in many theaters…

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

hear me out, they need a LOUNGE in the movie theatre where people who just watched a movie can go and talk about it afterwards ……..

[Phil Norris @M_low]

Feels like trump forced the stock market down just so he can claim the largest stock market increase when he backed off all his bullshit…. I know nothing of economics

[Phil Norris @M_low]

The Lions hadn’t had 3 winning seasons in a row since ‘93-‘95 and now have more expensive tickets than the reigning champs. 🤬🤮
Pricing out their most loyal fans. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

*sighs*

[Phil Norris @M_low]

@katkoehl @WorldofIsaac Hell yeah. Jealous of that sampler! 😋

[Phil Norris @M_low]

A #faturday tale in two parts.
Rest easy to the GOAT @WorldofIsaac

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

THE BEST POP-TART 👇

NOT SORRY.

[Phil Norris @M_low]

If you’re dog coming in and out the house whenever it wants, don’t expect me to take my shoes off when I visit ya crib.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Wheels on a shopping cart be like…

[Phil Norris @M_low]

I have never in my 33 years of living seen just the front half of a chicken being cooked… like do you have to special request that or do it yourself??

[Soulfood @Soulfoodiiee]

🍽 Ruth Chris Inspired Stuffed Chicken Breasts
👩🏻‍🍳 Chef Kilo P | Theremixkitchen

📝 Recipe In The Comments

[Phil Norris @M_low]

This was better than every fast and furious movie