Montez

Tummy Ache Warrior.

[November @imnotemoirl]

if i pull down your pants and the bush is fake i’m blowing your house up

[Montez @M_onte_z]

@SoullessMF BRO STOP!

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

in order to be a True Hater you must be a undoubtedly a Lover.
not many understand this.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Well, it wasn’t easy, but Trump did it.

He ended the several hundred year friendship between the US and Canada — our neighbor and closest ally.

Isolationism is a dumb idea, but going out of your way to get countries around the world to actually hate us is even stupider.

[Montez @M_onte_z]

*Me getting topped by the 6’7” futa mommy*

Unfortunately for you bitch, my asshole is….

[Montez @M_onte_z]

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to 200 pump her box. 😔

[miyah ౨ৎ st5 spoilers @littledebiri]

When she takes off her underwear and I turn on YouTube because I cant eat without it

[jeno @jn_445]

How it feels to turn 23

[Montez @M_onte_z]

Need the bush in the big 2025!
#bush #notthepresident #pleasegod

[e ★ @billiesvision]

dream blunt rotation but i’m the blunt

[Beaner Sigel @AndreMartel]

I’m sorry but I’m Mexican, I do not believe in Polyamory. I love one woman and one woman only and when she leaves the suicide attempts begin.

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[𝔏𝔢𝔫𝔞 🎀🇦🇷 @clusterbitch_]

“muh religious freedom” until u dont like the religion

[Montez @M_onte_z]

Being in the gym with just one AirPod has gotta be equivalent to Vietnam Psychological Warfare.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Yes, the cashier at Walmart should be able to afford rent and groceries with their paycheck.

Yes, the person with cancer and $3 in their bank account should be able to treat their cancer without going into debt.