Tatum

Pet pix, Crohns complainer, podcast listener. Tweets whilst on medication. Lower your expectations here. She/Her

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Betty says hi

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Callie is definitely a MOOD

[. @MarisaKabas]

what is there to say about a senate that can snap into action to protect nine supreme court justices but can't get it together to protect millions of people seeking their right to abortion?

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@GIFs_of_Puppets It’s not a bad show. Think original wipeout, but with mini golf

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

This chipmunk is adorable

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@jeffheimbuch I think you should weigh in here

[Paul Rust @paulrust]

Dave: “And they can sing! One is named Simon, another is named Theodore and—“

Concerned friend: “I don’t understand, you’re managing their music career?”

Dave: “Exactly! But I’m also their dad. The last one is named Alvin.”

Concerned friend: “Dave?”

Dave: “He’s the rebel.”

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Betty is 4 years old today based on the email from her vet. She got bisque for breakfast, took a nap in my bed and may get catnip after dinner. I’m glad she adopted us 🥳

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Billionaires be like “the extreme far left is taking over” when the “extreme far left” in the US is “medicine shouldn’t bankrupt you,” “wages should cover rent,” & “maybe it’s bad that Wall St companies profit off mass surveillance, manufactured housing crises, and caging people”

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Just out of curiosity, what are your comfort movies? You know, the ones you watch when you feel low. Or whenever you scroll by and see it on tv, you will definitely stop and watch?

Currently for me it’s My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Martian and most marvel movies.

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

I will rewatch this scene every single time it’s in my timeline.

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

3 years ago today we collectively lost our minds … #AvengersEndgame

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@ambiguousbob I agree with this completely

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Callie and @BettyVersus got to enjoy the evening outside

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@GailSimone I know where all of the best bathrooms are

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@hauntedgriffin It’s time to try on swimsuits

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Today I learned that I am evidently 90% panda

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

@robin44107 Hub just gave me a haircut with curtain bangs. It’s literally why I bought the rollers…for my bangs

[Tatum @Ma2adams]

Guys…I’ve truly hit MIDDLE AGE.

I bought…and I can’t believe I did it both willingly and with purpose…foam rollers for my hair.

Not for a Halloween costume. To actually use in my hair.

I’m a grandma. Without the grandkids.

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

People: aRe yoU goInG to mAsK fOreVeR

Me: well I still wear seatbelts & helmets, use sunscreen, get vaccinated, wash my hands, drink pasteurized milk, cook chicken before eating it, & don't drink water straight from the lake so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️