MaK

giving old soul grandma vibes

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

I know a stuffed parmesan breadcrumb artichoke hates to see me coming

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

buying a flask so I can keep tonkatsu ramen on me at all times

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

at 27 years old I still have this same healthy baby tooth in my mouth

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

after 24 years I think my final baby tooth is ready to leave my mouth.

[trash jones @jzux]

now more than ever i relate to the elf mailroom guy who is inexplicably 26 years old

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Dahlias becoming a hotel for frogs

Allison Lamb raises around 200 dahlias on her property and was delighted to discover that the blooms serve as a perfectly sized house for frogs.
https://t.co/3BNr1AmRQY

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough

[o'rylee @rylee_pluta]

I have never had a good coffee from an airport @Starbucks

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

@josephsmartini 🫳🏼

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

“Do you think I can give the opossums mini weenies?”-@Ashleeey25

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

@Ashleeey25 nut juice

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

“what’s that thing you drink from not cows?”- @Ashleeey25

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

everything i have learned about tom brady has been against my will

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

the worst thing apple could have done was change the bud on the AirPods. stupid ass design.

[k.🌷✝️ @luhkaydot]

this snoop dogg wine is pretty good

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bítch I just wanna see 😩

[MaK @MaKaylaMariaa]

@meescha_mooscha do it I dare you