Matt Bauman

i’ve never ever been on live television before

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Guy rappin super bowl halftime is on the tiger woods 2005 pga tour video game omg

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

She a college girl but her wrist Katrina

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Just lit up a Casey’s bathroom #messy #mighthaveibs

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Wishing that church culture wasn’t so much obsessed with coffee and they were stuck on Diet Coke like me!

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Went to the bathroom on the plane just to fart

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Looking at Jesus we see the face of the God who is Love, and we learn to recognize Him in the faces of our brothers and sisters.

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

The Church grows with the blood of the martyrs, men and women who give their lives for Jesus. Today there are many, even if they do not make the headlines.

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

I don’t think I wiped enough #rash #bothersome

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Our song is a slamming screen door...what’s more romantic than a slamming rusty old door!

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Yo I’ve been burping up a California burrito for 2 days now...I get to taste Latin favor far past my original intake of that sucker

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Long time no see twitts

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

God’s mercy is forever; it never ends, it never runs out, it never gives up when faced with closed doors, and it never tires.

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Posted a blog summarizing my experiences over the last nine months if you want to check it out. Jesus is cool. https://t.co/Wuv9y9pT6j

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

@jleisinger35 Chitwood does not miss

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

Life Hack:

1. Release your inhibitions
2. Feel the rain on your skin

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Boy meets world is my entire life

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

My middle name is backgammon

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

There's a lot of reasons to praise the Lord. Maybe 10,000 reasons.... *intros into 10,000 reasons*

[Matt Bauman @MaTTy_B7]

Only a month and half left of sweaty poops and constant swass