El Patron ❄️

You dont take command. Command takes you.

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Uphi uAndile mpisane? Phakama chairman uyosimela.

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@rendanii444 @Cebestianv But if you see the drone video, the crowd was one his side of the road even the first 20/30 meters whereas it was clear for the e30.

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Self preservation at its finest.

[EWN Reporter @ewnreporter]

BREAKING: The high-profile extortion and money laundering case against taxi tycoon Joe Sibanyoni and three others has been struck off the roll by the Kwaggafontein Magistrate’s Court after the prosecutor failed to appear for proceedings. @MongeziKoko

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Gordon ramsay would be proud

[Black-Jesus💧🇿🇦 @KingMntungwa]

You got disqualified from the Rocomamas challenge but gave you a take away instead😅😂

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@MohaleMotaung_ Ufuna bakuthume ipapa

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@sunraysandstuff Mgulukudu!

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Be careful before you tweet other people will actually pull up on you 😂😂

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

What the hell is that last guy talking about, lock his ahh up 😭

[SavannaCider @SavannaCider]

South Ahh, WE OUTSIDE. Your fave crisp, dry premium cider is now in a 500ml Can.

[Gayton McKenzie @GaytonMcK]

4)Anal sex is one of those things that only you can decide on; you and you alone. If you don’t want to engage in it, then don’t feel bad#TUT

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@GaytonMcK So i guess this is a teachable moment Gayton or ?

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@nhlayiseko_ Quality whiskey

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@HloniLesedi Me before you

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

JUST IN

The Netherlands will be RATIONING electricity to ease stress from the power grid.

How is something like this happening in Europe in 2025???

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Abahambe

[Dr Nasiphi Moya @nasiphim]

Last month, we closed down Mamelodi Cash and Carry - an illegally built spaza shop that had hundreds of rands in cash on site. The Chairperson of the Somali Association, in phone call, tells me that the shop must be reopened claiming it is compliant. We don’t operate under threats and bribes in Tshwane. @CityTshwane

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Drove her ass over the edge

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

That was her last straw 😂

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

Ngamane angibulale ama piles

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@Khutso_Mara Accomodation give away at this point

[El Patron ❄️ @Ma_jozi]

@JodyMar68077048 @xoxonikkinik Aren’t you a descendant from slavery and was shipped over there? Now America is your continent? Lol! Stfu you I HAVE A DREAM ass brother