Marika_B

💜💛💚💙: spanking, puns, butts, adventures, Netflix marathons, kinky fun, sarcasm, hedgehogs, scuba, kindness, wit, generosity, laughter. Be real, be you.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@_US_Marshall @MrsLectr He literally said to me yesterday: "I bought you a new washer/dryer-you did laundry. New dishwasher-did dishes. If I buy you a new dresser will you put your laundry away?"

Full frontal attack.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

Get on Twitter for 2 minutes for the first time in forever & this is what I find...

Not disappointed.

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

This 18th century ivory dildo was found in the stuffed seat of an armchair, which had been in convent on the banks of the Seine, near Paris. It has a cloth bag & a plunger to simulate ejaculation

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

Waking up to this view did not suck.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

Got in to Vegas late last night. Made a stop just outside the city to see the stars. Despite some light pollution, saw the Milky Way (faintly), Saturn, Jupiter, & the Chandra Observatory. 🤓

Now on to setting up a spanking party...

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@aregeebrie Buster says hhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii!! Hopefully next year he'll be service dog trained & be able to come to Vegas with us.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@Kakes_48 @AshleyBelle1469 😘

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@MrsLectr @__d0tty__ Yes, let's! 🍷

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

*Tortoiseshell* ....so glad we have body safe silicone nowadays!
(though it is really pretty, but poor 🐢)

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Box of tortoiseshell sex aids made in the 1930s by the Arita Drug and Rubber Goods Co., in Kobe, Japan, with 10 compartments containing four penis sheaths, four penis rings, three brass balls, one dildo and one finger sheath. https://t.co/3bKtxwvyTv

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@Kakes_48 You had me at vodka

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@MrsLectr @__d0tty__ Yup. We've had this conversation soooo many times.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

Impulsive me desperately wants this flower pot off FB marketplace.

Adult me is like YOU ALREADY HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF EXTRA POTS!

Also me... But look how cute it is! And it's a butt!! 🍑🪴

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

I 💜 words 🤓

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Word of the day: NOTGEIL (German) - so horny it's an emergency

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

I know I've been quiet/absent lately. I promise I'm not ignoring anyone. Just feeling v spent lately—physically & emotionally. PT totally knocks me on my ass & still processing a lot of feels I've (unsuccessfully) tried to shove down since the accident.

This is totally a mood...

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@EnforcerTx Mmmm... Smoked meat 🤤🤤 We just got a digital gravity fed charcoal smoker. Good meat off a smoker is kinda life changing!

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@FaithAsberry21 Buster says "dis my favrit sloff, but i can sharez it wif uuuuu"

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

Spent a lot of time this morning face down on a massage table, groaning in pain at the complete mercy of a masochist.

#physicaltherapy
Wish it was kink instead... 😕

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@SpankerIndy Yup! I've met so many amazing ppl by going to many. They've all been on hold for over a year bc of Covid, but Shadow Lodge is popping that bubble coming up Labor Day weekend in Las Vegas. Plenty of single men (& single ladies, too) come. https://t.co/pqoDWMVwQo

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@PharaohSpanks Yup! Don't have the energy for the drama that comes with the popularity.

[Marika_B @MaaReeKah]

@DD4life289 Feel better soon! Can confirm that crutches absolutely suck.