Wayne Glensky

Former first round draft pick in the EASHL. Future Trophy Husband. Master of the dump and change. Still trying to figure it out

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@KeelyPerez @laurenmorrow_ glad (not really) to be back. Let's tab up @ Big Sur next weekend

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@janellllee I know, i know. Catch me on ChristianMingle worshipping Jesus & chastity

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@laurenmorrow_ @KeelyPerez the fact that youre in Burlington & not mailing me Shiners 👨🔫

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Update: #FalseAlarm I dont find Twitter entertaining anymore https://t.co/3VeLLBqNw4

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What the flying fuck is a "Twitter"?

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@Tossinballs total #dad move

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@janexvargas Amy Likes Fire 1/1 solo?

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#TrollsNeedLoveToo #SwipeRight #1stTeamAllTinder https://t.co/0OFdqhqDoF

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Stop making the fight between black vs whites when it should be citizens vs police

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Its 2015 & people still try to pull the race card every single chance they get

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Yeah i need to practice for when I'm a stay at home https://t.co/Lw0zVMvo2X

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Not only is Jack Eichel a curly headed fuck, but I guess the kid can predict the future too. Not bad Buffalo,not bad https://t.co/veIQWEpQPt

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Happy Father's Day or whatever @Caitlyn_Jenner

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

I'm expecting lots of presents tmrw.

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Milf-hunting* https://t.co/IASwvphuW8

[Brazzers @Brazzers]

RT if you're going pussy-hunting tonight

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.@Buccigross Grampa Getzlaf / Hossa #buccigrossovertimechallenge

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The term "Hoser" comes from pre-zamboni days when the losing team had to hose down the ice. So yes, there is a derogatory connotation

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.@MountainDew my son just drank two Baja Blasts & then turned into a half pipe ..?

[Discovery @Discovery]

@penguins Strange. Our latest observations show no Penguin activity currently on ice in Pittsburgh. Where did they go?