M.

sorta here sorta not.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[M. @Maaaaisha]

I remember doing a maths worksheet when I was 7 or so and the question prompted me to show my working out. I’d never come across that phrase before so I drew a picture of a brain or a hand to demonstrate if it was purely mental or if I counted with my fingers.

[TheHost @TheHost_]

When I was about 12, my favourite English teacher told us to write an essay on ‘whatever topic we liked’.

So I wrote about Ancient Egypt. I researched the hell out of it and was so proud of that essay.

30ish years later… I realised she meant ‘whatever topic we liked’ that RELATED TO THE BOOK we’d read.

Weirdly, every assignment after that

[M. @Maaaaisha]

Translucent shower doors in gyms are diabolical. No lock, no opacity. Just a peep show nobody asked for.

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

I can’t explain it but when all the cars just quietly move aside for an ambulance it makes me weirdly emotional. I actually find it really quite beautiful.

[M. @Maaaaisha]

This is parallel to the niqabi sisters trying to do the whisper challenge 😂

[M. @Maaaaisha]

In my OSCEs (role playing exams before medical residency) I was consenting a patient for a LLETZ and told them their “body was a temple”.

[harper! @vulpineonline]

said "bob's your uncle" in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE

[Awais @misterrhussainn]

Saw one akhi at the mosque with 2 lucozade sports and a redbull, it's only taraweeh salah mate not 5 sets with Novak Djokovic

[M. @Maaaaisha]

@susiesbookrevs Putting a rug down in my room immediately made it cosier. It also gave me a nice clean space to sit on the floor. The fluffier the better 🪶 I found mine on Amazon with free delivery if you ever want to gift it remotely

[M. @Maaaaisha]

Maybe an unusual take but does anyone get FOMO from watching the olympics? This is the proven potential of the human body and I’m just existing, chuffed from taking stairs over escalators🫠

[Rizz @RizzLdn]

For anyone who’s unsure about what’s happening in Congo, I hope this helps. #FreeCongo 🇨🇩

[M. @Maaaaisha]

Vanessa Hudgens 2006 - 2008

[kathy @f4eth]

i was latina at the time yes

[M. @Maaaaisha]

At what age are you supposed to refer to female age mates as women/lady because anything but ‘so this girl yeah’ is not working currently

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

This is not a post-apocalyptic movie, this is Gaza

[Holly Taylor @pickletreat]

The length Mike goes to in the interviews is so amusing. ‘You’ve said you're an only child?’ ‘yes’ then Mike slides adoption papers over the desk ‘shes my mum now too’ #TheApprentice

[Free @Laddin_]

The enemy of Israel

[Quds News Network @QudsNen]

"They said: say your last words, we will execute you. We will shoot you. They pulled the triggers, and then an officer came and said: no, we will interrogate them."

An elderly man narrates how Israeli soldiers tortured him along with other elderlies after kidnapping them from Gaza.