orangé soda

what do you want from me?

[orangé soda @Maami_Seli]

One Friday evening, we hopped on a bike heading for the bus stop to catch a keke to our different homes. Just before that, we had a quick, sneaky moment in one of the empty office rooms after the others were gone, and for some reason, guilt started creeping in.

[. @agodliveshere]

Now they have a choice. They can either choose this or 9-5. They can also have both.

That ability to choose is worth fighting for. Those of you who think it was your job to choose a life for women according to what you think their life should be are retarded.

[🔥SANGO OLUKOSO🔥 @Otunbakush1]

Awesome car….. install a tracker, weld down ur brainbox to the chassis, buy steering lock, dont park on isolated space….

Congratulations.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

Don't watch if your IQ isn't higher than the level of a slack-jawed TikTok shitposter👇🏾

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

When you hear “I’m so close” just continue like that, don’t try to be faster or deeper. Just continue like that.

Don’t let ego in.

[AFTER HOW MANY CHILDREN @tomisin_ms]

Innit???

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

I told you guys!

[Daddy Lewa @TheHN1C]

There’s this spice Igbo people use in their soups, I can’t explain the taste, but it’s heavenly. They also put it in Isiewu and Nkwobi. My goodness… what’s the name of that spice? Please help me out. 🫢

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I found 500+ companies hiring remotely and put them in one sheet.

Inside this sheet you’ll find companies actively hiring for:

• Customer Service Representatives
• Appointment Setters
• Virtual Assistants (Executive, Medical, Legal, Real Estate)
• AI & Automation Assistants

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[dev @freeallpenguins]

sorry i passed out. it's only been one day for me but i swear i could feel my spine and hamstrings (also knees?) cranking and creaking as they opened up after 24 years of use unuse and abuse. i sobbed a little. here's the vid https://t.co/SCU47vm1qr

[Tarelayefa @Sugar_Pops_]

My hot take is that women like these are not rare at all. Most women are like this.

As men have insisted that cheating is their birthright, and “all men cheat”, women too have learnt to stay in relationships, but withdraw love.

Men think there is no consequence to infidelity because they watched their mothers stay with quiet compliance and without any fights or complaint, then still carry out their homely responsibilities.

The consequence was ‘love’. Your mothers did not love your fathers, and your wives will not love you.

Keep cheating ❤️

[bolanlebaby💋 @bolaoflyfee]

“do it for peace to reign”
omo no, me sef wan reign.

[HALO | CAREER SPECIALIST @Halosznn_]

I spent my whole weekend working on this.

So here are 500 email templates for your next job applications, broken down by roles

Plus:
• A “before you send” checklist
• What NOT to do (with real examples)
• The formula behind every subject line and opener
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This is the thing nobody is giving away for free but I am 💗

You’re welcome 💗
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[Big Uncle @Usmanashafe]

Some of you have father, mother and even have grandparents

Your healing process go long when they start leaving one by one 😭🤭

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

“A postpartum mom doesn’t need you to hold her baby so she can catch up on chores. She needs you to do the chores so she can hold her baby”

[Anita Vams @a__vanita]

I hope I’m not the only one who always imagines horrible things and immediately shouts, “God forbid.”
I try so hard to control it, but it keeps happening.

I’m beginning to feel like a mad person

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, this one touch everybody, not just Peller 🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[Chanyyy🫶🏾🩷 @channnnnyyyyy]

Marie Stopes.
[phone], WhatsApp number
032 200 0502, normal call.
They know best, thank you.

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

Nobody is more stressed than a woman who knows she has potential but feels completely confused about her next move, career and life