Kevin Bates

'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take- Wayne Gretzky' - Michael Scott

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

Stuck in Qatar because our flight home that we organized months ago was overbooked with Brits, the counties just weren't enough for you were they

[🌭 @hotdogsz]

Tell me Tell me
something something
girl... are boy... aren’t
you happy you tired of
in this modern tryna fill that
world? void?

[James Corden @JKCorden]

Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day ⁦@BBCOne⁩ #GavinandStacey

[Seán @DannyDevitoMUA]

Old men in changing rooms:

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

@DannyDevitoMUA The ICONIC headband

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Soul Squad UP! #TheGoodPlace just had our first Season 4 table read. ✨

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

I did a DEEP dive of my files on my break. Found this in my astronomy homework sophomore year before I wrote the thing. I start w doodles.

[UGC.CAT.CHANNING @CatDirr]

I don’t have a baby so I just

[ᴀᴄ ૐ @annaclairerusso]

It gets better every time I watch it

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

Christ if this isn’t me

[amy leggett 🦋 @_amyleggett]

1 mini roll in the hand and 1 in the pocket so my mam doesn’t judge me for being a fat cunt

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

🎶Tell me something girl...

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

This works too well 😲

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

How do white Americans have a look that means you can tell they’re American before they even open their mouths

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

When Ja Rule announces Fyre Festival 2.0

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

Sometimes the world just isn’t right, but then John drops another chune x

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I Guess I Just Feel Like out now https://t.co/da3qOy94Jf

[Kevin Bates @MaasterBates]

@SneakySean96 @IanBirney you look class in his lock screen

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Please let me back in the house?