DAY 91 OF 2026 - APRIL 1st
Happy new month ,ladies and gentlemen.
May this month bring peace , blessings, abundance, good health and true happiness
As we prepare to honor the sacrifice of Jesus Christ ,who died for our sins and rose again , let us release the hate we’ve held
Men
There is nothing more powerful than a man who can handle his responsibilities without explaining himself
That quiet independence hits different
Being born broke is not a curse, Staying broke is. The world may not hand you opportunities, but it will always respond to effort📌
It’s 2026 and a girl is murdered in cold blood in a “posh” neighborhood and no one notices until the following day? We need explanations from all security agencies
Can I book your Friday evening for a bit?
I will be delivering a #DigitalMarketing masterclass tomorrow at @Silo15_ come 5:00 PM, courtesy of #UgandaBreweries, Guinness Smooth activation.
Just so you don't miss out, I will also break down the difference in the algorithms behind all the social media networks, and why certain content works pretty well on some platforms, yet fails on others... Can I R.S.V.P you?
Please receive your Minister of Health of the Bobi government 😊
PLE - 5 in 4
UCE - 9 in 8
UACE - 18 of 20
CGPA - 3.6
Profession: Pharmacist
Now let us remove the dictator
Being an MP in Uganda is a profitable business, here is a breakdown of their top benefits:
1. Salary (ranging between 36M to 55M)
2. You qualify to get a loan of 1 billion shillings in any bank
3. 200M for your new car
4. 45M for as a wardrobe grant for clothings
5. Full family health insurance for 5 years
6. All flights (business class) outside the country are paid for by the tax payers money.
7. For each night you spend outside the country, you receive 2.7M shs.
8. Gratuity (30% of annual salary)
9. Pension
Rule 1: Learn to always be broke
Rule 2: Embrace stingy as your name
Rule 3: Control your sexual urges
Rule 4: Control your finances
Rule 5: Enjoy your own company
Ladies, Galentine’s 2026 Brunch is officially here!
This 14th February, @thealchemistkla comes alive as @CamelotConcepts brings you the ultimate girls’ celebration. Toast to your besties, bond over laughs, relive your favourite moments, and soak in all the love.
—@Jude_Mugabi
That might have been the very last time very many Ugandans ever go out to Vote. Pole sana to all the families that lost loved ones during the campaign season/ who still have missing people/ people behind bars. These are the people I want to support this week 🙏🏽
“Hey faisal, design for me a product placement #billboard for my company #EZYBeanz. Something we can execute”
Me: say less… But I need feedback before I share this #OOH project with client
If you're a single lady above 25, these are what a man needs, or expects you to be doing, without asking him for money.
You can:
1) make your hair
2) feed yourself
3) load your phone with airtime
4) transport yourself to go see him
5) take care of your personal hygiene
End.