Chris Simmons

Trump is fully responsible for everything bad to have happened in the US: not responsible for any of its successes during his term. #TrumpVirus

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@BarstoolBigCat please help!

Stuck on runway for 2 hours - please give the lovely folks at American Airlines @AmericanAir a call!

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@Panthers Kurt Coleman

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@patton_orr Answer: Johnny Miller

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

This is the hardest I have laughed all quarantine.

[NC Museum of History @NCmuseumhistory]

Today is a fantastic day in history. 🍗

#OnThisDay in 1977, the first ever @Bojangles opened in Charlotte, North Carolina! 👏

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@RoyCooperNC Why in the hell did you veto allowing bars to PARTIALLY reopen b/c of coronavirus but are encouraging thousands to gather in the streets?? #Idiocracy #1984

[Harold Varner III @HV3_Golf]

There is a lot of of beauty and love in this world. I pray for equality & social justice as we all so desperately deserve that in this day and age. I pray for humanity even more because regardless of color, WE need each other to make that change. Stay safe. Love you guys ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@darrenrovell Stick to sports, Darren

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

I’ll donate 100k through the @bkcharityfund if @TomBrady makes a par on the front 9 #TheMatch #TNT

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@Dee_Easley @DanGman4 Look at the tape: completely correct

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@KilgoreSturgeon @blueshark121 @mmpadellan What true facts? I’d love to discuss but your aren’t bringing up anything that is a rational point

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@youredumbngl @blueshark121 @mmpadellan https://t.co/cirPiXBvGu

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@DNewtonespn Nice job reading off a piece of paper and never actually looking into the camera #FireDavid

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@DNewtonespn Fire this man! @espn

[Chris Simmons @Mac57789660]

@DNewtonespn Very insightful tweet, David. You and Booger McFarland would really hit it off