MacAndCheeseAttacks

I now eat bananas and cucumbers without a grimace. Clearly the children have wiped away most of my sanity. I'm offering up the rest to the internet. she/her

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Dogs are amazing! But you know what they can’t do? Sneeze into their elbow.

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I think we should all substitute our use of “disavowal” for “disembowel” in our everyday conversations. But just for October. #GivesOurPersonalinteractionsAFestiveFeel

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Bridged seven Ambassador Girl Scouts to Adults this summer. People do not seem to understand the absolute flex this is…

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“Minneapolis!”
-Janet Jackson

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Me, in the morning: I do. Not. Want. To. Go. Running. (Grumble, grumble, waste so much time doing literally nothing)
Me, running, 4 mins in: Oh my gosh! This is like the BEST!

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Sciuridologists would be impressed with my Christmas present hiding skills this year.

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I have bad words in my head today.

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“Of course, when you vote, you vote by yourself behind these curtains.” #VoteVoteVote

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Enroll kid in Girl Scouts. Volunteer to be the cookie parent every year. Get Wilderness First Aid certified and be available to drive kids on every adventure. For 7 years. Result? Get invited to the troop’s 5 day canoe trip in the Boundary Waters of Minnesota. #PlayTheLongGame.

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My daughter. To me. While shopping at Target. While wearing my ACTUAL clothes she stole from my closet. “We just have really different styles, mom.”

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Once again at the time in Girl Scout cookie season where my playlist based on Rocky and Chariots of Fire isn’t doing it anymore. Gonna have to add the Pitch Perfect soundtracks to the list.

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Used the saying “it’s been a hot minute” 3 times in 3 mins this morning. On a related note, I may be taking up lap swimming at the public pool again.

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

Just missing a few dozen Bag of Dicks and some pickleball players

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Hear me out: Perfect name for a bidet: John the Baptist. #JokesiThinkAboutAtChurch

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Bribe your kids with money to get them to eat spicy sausages. #ParentingTipsFromRandomPeopleAtTheGroceryStoreToday

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Find the friends who will hike to alpine glaciers.

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In Japan, these grandparents didn't want Kids to feel lonely while waiting for the bus. So, they made a life-sized version of Totoro at the bus stop Now, the kids have a friend waiting there with them every day.

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Description of a good day:
Get up, drink coffee, meet a friend at the ferry, drive to the mountains, hike 5.5 miles, soak in hot springs while wearing awesome crocs, hike 5.5 miles, eat homemade veggie mole enchiladas, shower, sit couch with a book by 8:15.

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Had a great idea about how to maximize our troop cookie proceeds at our meeting last night but my co-leader was all “ummm.. that’s fraud…”

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“There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind.” -Mr. Rogers