Mac Cintron

I am Mac.

[Mac Cintron @MacCintron]

Its that time again. Time for me to go “does anyone follow me on twitter? Is this worth posting?” And the answer is no but here we are.

And here is the song I made for the beautiful @Airsoftfatty420 ! His body is a wonderland.

https://t.co/ly209Xzdo1

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump makes an indescribable sound effect:

"I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

Why do green beans squeak in your teeth

[Mac Cintron @MacCintron]

Meaty with a cloud of chanceballs

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fish. It's just normal.

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I’m sitting on my sink again . This time it will not fall . Because there’s a French dictionary supporting it . Very cool very swag I like it

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I will go outside like this 😁

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

I'm shaving my beard as reward,very white cream very hygiene i like it

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, says he’s ‘a little bit’ gay, indicating that he’s around ‘48.6 percent’ into men. https://t.co/FUa4zvhtJT

[Big Boi @BigBoi]

Shittin me …. Uncle Russell taught me how to whoop Ass in uno … RIP “ Uncle Tooney Fish “ 🙏🏽🛸💔

[jameswhite @JamesCageWhite]

what? I'm in red dead redemption

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

19 years ago today, ‘Underdog’ released in theaters.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

That’ll do pig

[miles @milesdotgov]

As a child I was adopted by the animatronic gorilla at the rainforest cafe, who took me under his wing and taught me important jungle skills like how to beat my chest every seven minutes on the dot

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

They just created a million Lindsey Grahams.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

disregard | verb | to pay no attention to : treat as unworthy of regard or notice

[Squido @Squido555]

I met Charlie Kirk, she's black

[audrey @phlegmme]

Computer please AI generate a movie of me in Star Wars world killing bad guys John Wick style. Put my buddy deadpool there too. Reduce Woke by 50%. Go ahead and reduce it another 20%. Oh christ that’s too far. Dial up Woke just a little, maybe 3%. Thank you computer. I love you

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

@EMERSON. COLLEGE:: BOYLSTON Street
A Henry Winkler exhibition. I am overwhelmed